Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[CaptQuint]

zero-60 mph in less than 3 seconds at a cost of less than $60,000.

I think the price will be much more than that.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/busin ... 750088001/

My mistake. I was thinking of this:



0-60 in under 2 seconds.

$200,000

NH this time of year, I am lucky to go 0-60 on the highway. Period. Too many people with nowhere to go, and certainly in no hurry.

I may or may not hit 130 tomorrow morning.

[PimpDaddy]

I think the price will be much more than that.

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/busin ... 750088001/

My mistake. I was thinking of this:



0-60 in under 2 seconds.

$200,000

NH this time of year, I am lucky to go 0-60 on the highway. Period. Too many people with nowhere to go, and certainly in no hurry.

I may or may not hit 130 tomorrow morning.

In the last 20 years here, most of the major highways expanded from 2 lanes to either 3 or 4. It was like an invitation for shitty drivers to come here and take up space. I remember setting cruise control at 110 going home every Sunday night for about 1 1/2 years. Glorious! Now I am better off in a car with the most comfortable seat and plethora of drink holders. We have a Chevy dealer here in town and I would love to get this Corvette, just nowhere to use it. Couldn't even have fun on a test drive before you come up on traffic.

[CaptQuint]

https://www.detroitnews.com/story/busin ... 750088001/

My mistake. I was thinking of this:



0-60 in under 2 seconds.

$200,000

NH this time of year, I am lucky to go 0-60 on the highway. Period. Too many people with nowhere to go, and certainly in no hurry.

I may or may not hit 130 tomorrow morning.

In the last 20 years here, most of the major highways expanded from 2 lanes to either 3 or 4. It was like an invitation for shitty drivers to come here and take up space. I remember setting cruise control at 110 going home every Sunday night for about 1 1/2 years. Glorious! Now I am better off in a car with the most comfortable seat and plethora of drink holders. We have a Chevy dealer here in town and I would love to get this Corvette, just nowhere to use it. Couldn't even have fun on a test drive before you come up on traffic.

I've driven my friends 2016 C7 and you'd be surprised how comfortable and practical it is.

[PimpDaddy]

My mistake. I was thinking of this:



0-60 in under 2 seconds.

$200,000

NH this time of year, I am lucky to go 0-60 on the highway. Period. Too many people with nowhere to go, and certainly in no hurry.

I may or may not hit 130 tomorrow morning.

In the last 20 years here, most of the major highways expanded from 2 lanes to either 3 or 4. It was like an invitation for shitty drivers to come here and take up space. I remember setting cruise control at 110 going home every Sunday night for about 1 1/2 years. Glorious! Now I am better off in a car with the most comfortable seat and plethora of drink holders. We have a Chevy dealer here in town and I would love to get this Corvette, just nowhere to use it. Couldn't even have fun on a test drive before you come up on traffic.

I've driven my friends 2016 C7 and you'd be surprised how comfortable and practical it is.

How many drink holders?

[CaptQuint]

$200,000

NH this time of year, I am lucky to go 0-60 on the highway. Period. Too many people with nowhere to go, and certainly in no hurry.

I may or may not hit 130 tomorrow morning.

In the last 20 years here, most of the major highways expanded from 2 lanes to either 3 or 4. It was like an invitation for shitty drivers to come here and take up space. I remember setting cruise control at 110 going home every Sunday night for about 1 1/2 years. Glorious! Now I am better off in a car with the most comfortable seat and plethora of drink holders. We have a Chevy dealer here in town and I would love to get this Corvette, just nowhere to use it. Couldn't even have fun on a test drive before you come up on traffic.

I've driven my friends 2016 C7 and you'd be surprised how comfortable and practical it is.

How many drink holders?

Two, but there are only two seats

[CaptQuint]

[VisionaryEric]

Not to ruin y'alls jerk-off fantasies but here's the original.

Wait wtf.. someone made that nasty mess? Fuck. I guess I feel a little better now

So what's my Photoshop skills worth to you now?

[Charliesheen]

I'm afraid she's going all Michael Jackson on us.

[Charliesheen]

Cracka made into a nigga's bitch.

[WestTexasCrude]

I'm afraid she's going all Michael Jackson on us.

That's a recent photo of Celine Dion, isn't it?

[Reservoir Dog]

I'm afraid she's going all Michael Jackson on us.

For a second I thought the black guy behind her was part of the hairdo.

[WestTexasCrude]

I'm afraid she's going all Michael Jackson on us.

For a second I thought the black guy behind her was part of the hairdo.

I didn't even see that.

[Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty]

Want to be frightened?

[PimpDaddy]

That was funnier than I expected. LOL. I figured her for an uptight twat.

[8-TrackJones]

[Stapes]

I needed google for this one. Very obscure

[Blast]

I needed google for this one. Very obscure

How is a quote from Ghostbusters an obscure reference? It was Bill Murry and Sigorney Weaver when he goes to her apartment after she's possessed, he's trying to talk to her and she replies in that demonic voice "The is no Dana, only Zuul!" To which Peter (Murry) replies "What a lovely singing voice you must have. "

[Stapes]

Quotes from 35 year old movies for a 100 Alex

[Blast]

Quotes from 35 year old movies for a 100 Alex

Surely you can't be serious?

[Wut]

Quotes from 35 year old movies for a 100 Alex

Surely you can't be serious?

[PimpDaddy]

Stop calling me Shirley.

- 39 years ago

[Reservoir Dog]

Quotes from 35 year old movies for a 100 Alex

Surely you can't be serious?

You can't argue here. This is the war room!

[Zerobeat]

Quotes from 35 year old movies for a 100 Alex

Surely you can't be serious?

You can't argue here. This is the war room!

Great movie!

[Nero]

that’s great

[Nero]