Leaving on my annual vacation tomorrow
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Leaving on my annual vacation tomorrow
1 week. Considered hitting the Gulf at Corpus Christi. Decided on Burnet, swim in the highland lakes. 40 minutes from downtown Austin and the nightlife. PARTY.
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Re: Leaving on my annual vacation tomorrow
Ever consider leaving Texas for once? You may learn something.
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It's burn it.
And do you have a time? Last year you went on vacation and posted on UJ. So personally I don't think you go anywhere. Or you are addicted.
And do you have a time? Last year you went on vacation and posted on UJ. So personally I don't think you go anywhere. Or you are addicted.
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He's a History expert and probably never left his county.

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Ir's days away, but I'm undecided on how to dress for the downtown Austin grunge scene. Red "Maga" hat or a shirt that says "Fuck all you LGBT fags". I'm looking forward to all the liberal love.
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The fact that you needed to come on here and post your impending vacation is sad......
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And he's worried about "owning libs" on vacation. Meh, I bet they're used to dirtbags crawling out their no horse towns to go see the "big city"
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Ya, and who is going to change dads diapers?
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His sister

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The thread title says tomorrow, so you are already full of shit.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:50 am Ir's days away, but I'm undecided on how to dress for the downtown Austin grunge scene. Red "Maga" hat or a shirt that says "Fuck all you LGBT fags". I'm looking forward to all the liberal love.
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He leaves tomorrow, but it will take days for his shitty truck to make the 280 mile trip to Austin.megman wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:26 amThe thread title says tomorrow, so you are already full of shit.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:50 am Ir's days away, but I'm undecided on how to dress for the downtown Austin grunge scene. Red "Maga" hat or a shirt that says "Fuck all you LGBT fags". I'm looking forward to all the liberal love.
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He's listening to the new Tool album on the trip, he's had it for yearsSmok44 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:54 amHe'll change one of them then say he never said it. What a sad life this dope livesmegman wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:26 amThe thread title says tomorrow, so you are already full of shit.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:50 am Ir's days away, but I'm undecided on how to dress for the downtown Austin grunge scene. Red "Maga" hat or a shirt that says "Fuck all you LGBT fags". I'm looking forward to all the liberal love.
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You are aware that there are literally millions of Liberals, and LGTB fags that can and will beat the fucking shit oot of you, right? You can talk all the shit you want on the internet, but in real life your 60 year old ass will get stomped for running your mouth.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:50 am Ir's days away, but I'm undecided on how to dress for the downtown Austin grunge scene. Red "Maga" hat or a shirt that says "Fuck all you LGBT fags". I'm looking forward to all the liberal love.
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Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
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Oh yeah?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.






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Sure. Sure you did.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.

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SCARY BROWN PEOPLE!!!!! 

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WATCH OUT YOU DAMN MESSICANS! I'M WTC AND I'M PACKING HEAT!!!!


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Dude I have a "conceal carry license" from the state of Texas.And I employ that right daily. Laugh all you want. Doesn't change the facts.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:09 pmOh yeah?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.You had your .357 under your leather jacket lounging around the pool?
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The Burnet Vacation Bureau announced a 100% increase in visitors to the city so far in 2019 as the 2nd vacationer just arrived at the Wagon Wheel Motel. Complimentary kolaches and beef jerky will be waiting in a marked paper bag by where the ice machine used to be.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
Wow. I just don't know what to say to this.
I blame Biker.
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Funny how that black truck was able to show up faster than you were able to leave. Did someone steal your wheelchair?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.
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I laugh at you everyday you lyin piece of shit. Nobody's scared of you this motel and pool and Messicans only exist in your head. You are drinking beer in your underwear at home in Iraan telling tall tales on UselessJunkRefugeesWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:32 pmDude I have a "conceal carry license" from the state of Texas.And I employ that right daily. Laugh all you want. Doesn't change the facts.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:09 pmOh yeah?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 10:06 pm Interesting incident today at the pool in Burnet. Lounged around for a couple of hours drinking beer, reading my Kindle etc. There was this hispanic female (30's) in the shade making small talk occasionally. When I started to leave, she got on her phone and a black truck pulled up that she walked over to. I gave it 5 minutes and walked over and informed them I "conceal carry". Scurried like rats.You had your .357 under your leather jacket lounging around the pool?
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