Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[CaptQuint]

Isn't the safe supposed to be mounted on a hard surface?

How would that prevent the slim jim being used?

[Charliesheen]

Didn't think it through. Thought the slim Jim was coming from other side. I'd just jbweld a barrier over top/side of button.

[CaptQuint]

Didn't think it through. Thought the slim Jim was coming from other side. I'd just jbweld a barrier over top/side of button.

Why wouldn't just not buy a pistol safe from Amazon?

[Antknot]

Women can now legally go topless in Utah, 5 other states, after federal ruling

https://kutv.com/news/local/women-can-n ... ral-ruling

[megman]

Women can now legally go topless in Utah, 5 other states, after federal ruling

https://kutv.com/news/local/women-can-n ... ral-ruling

Pfft. We've had that here in Ontario for 21 years.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Mia Khalifa splains how/why she ate semen for dollars. And proceeds to bite the hand that made her rich.




Probably not worth it...

According to her she made a grand total of $12k being a porn star. I dunno if that qualifies as rich in my zip code.

[Charliesheen]

She should have made at least $1000 a day. Quite an impression. For fewer than 2 week's work.

[Cassandros]

From what I have heard, most porn stars don't make their money from 'doing porn', its being a high end escort.

Porno's are simply advertising.

Make a grand for a shoot, then another few grand per John... It wouldn't surprise me to find her financial disclosure is mad low-balled to better push her story.

[B-Tender]

Well known porn actresses can tour strip clubs and make good money.

[B-Tender]

Check out the Joe Rogan Experience #1354 with the Blake Keys.

[Wut]

HOMER, Alaska — A pastor wearing a colander on his head offered the opening prayer on behalf of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to open a local government meeting in Alaska, the latest blessing from a nontraditional church since a court ruling.

Barrett Fletcher, the Pastafarian pastor, noted the duties performed by the members of the Kenai Peninsula Borough Assembly in his Tuesday message, adding a few of them “seem to feel they can’t do the work without being overseen by a higher authority, ” Kenai radio station KSRM reported Wednesday.

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“So, I’m called to invoke the power of the true inebriated creator of the universe, the drunken tolerator (sic) of the all lesser and more recent gods, and maintainer of gravity here on earth. May the great Flying Spaghetti Monster rouse himself from his stupor and let his noodly appendages ground each assembly member in their seats,” Fletcher said.

The only people who stood for the invocation were those without seats in the standing-room-only assembly hall in Homer, which is about 125 miles (201 kilometers) south of Anchorage. One man turned his back to face the wall during the invocation, and other men did not remove their hats.

The Pastafarian invocation followed one in June from Satanic Temple member Iris Fontana that caused about a dozen people to leave the assembly chamber in Soldotna in protest when she invoked “Hail Satan” in her opening prayer.


Fontana was among the plaintiffs in the lawsuit litigated by the American Civil Liberties Union of Alaska against the borough after it approved a 2016 policy saying that people who wanted to give the invocations at the government body’s meetings had to belong to official organizations with an established presence on the Kenai Peninsula. Other plaintiffs who had been denied permission to give the invocations included an atheist and a Jewish woman.


The Alaska Supreme Court last October ruled that the borough policy was unconstitutional, and the borough government changed it in November to allow anyone to offer invocations regardless of religion.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster church, called FSM for short, was formed in 2005 as a response to the Kansas State Board of Education’s hearings on evolution in schools. Its founder sent a letter about FSM as a way to argue against teaching creationism in biology classes, the Homer News has reported.


Church followers believe an invisible and undetectable monster made of spaghetti and meatballs created the universe after drinking heavily, and that his “noodly appendages” hold great power. Many label the movement as satire, but it is recognized as an official religion in some countries, the News reported.

Barrett, who started his chapter in Homer, on the lower Kenai Peninsula, concluded his opening prayer as asking the Flying Spaghetti Monster to provide each assembly member “satisfaction in the perception of accomplishment and allow them true relaxation and an ample supply of their favorite beverage at the end of this evening’s work.”


He then ended the prayer with: “Ramen.”

[QillerDaemon]

[CaptQuint]

[B-Tender]

1974 Mercury Capri?

[CaptQuint]

1974 Mercury Capri?

British version sold as Ford Capri

[WestTexasCrude]

WTF?

[QillerDaemon]

WTF?

From the post just above mine:

Church followers believe an invisible and undetectable monster made of spaghetti and meatballs created the universe after drinking heavily, and that his “noodly appendages” hold great power.

Ramen, my friend!

[CaptQuint]

WTF?

From the post just above mine:

Church followers believe an invisible and undetectable monster made of spaghetti and meatballs created the universe after drinking heavily, and that his “noodly appendages” hold great power.

Ramen, my friend!

You are just further confusing him

[PopcornSutton]

[CaptQuint]

[CaptQuint]

[Stapes]

That car backs up and drives like my grandmother used to after her "cocktail hour" at the American Hotel bar.

[CaptQuint]

That car backs up and drives like my grandmother used to after her "cocktail hour" at the American Hotel bar.

Tesla is still behind the roomba vacuum sadly

[Nero]

[Wut]

Someone needs to raise a Romulan flag.