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What's up with Canada?

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You guys have been quiet lately. I feel like we've been hogging the spotlight. How are you?
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Polar Vortex. Pretty sure Canada died.
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It's mating season.
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Spring thaw is coming. I've been busy patching my igloo, and mowing the snow.
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Fucking assholes are exporting the cold weather and snow.
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:05 pm Fucking assholes are exporting the cold weather and snow.
Not from where I live, dude. We barely got below freezing a couple times this entire winter, and never even came close to getting any snow. Thanks for all the rain that you cunts sent up here though.
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:05 pm Fucking assholes are exporting the cold weather and snow.
And without any tariffs.
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kwebber wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:09 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:05 pm Fucking assholes are exporting the cold weather and snow.
Not from where I live, dude. We barely got below freezing a couple times this entire winter, and never even came close to getting any snow. Thanks for all the rain that you cunts sent up here though.
You must be out Vancouver way.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:22 pm
kwebber wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:09 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:05 pm Fucking assholes are exporting the cold weather and snow.
Not from where I live, dude. We barely got below freezing a couple times this entire winter, and never even came close to getting any snow. Thanks for all the rain that you cunts sent up here though.
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Been extremely cold out my way.

-30C's the past couple days and expecting another 15cm(6") of snow by morning.
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megman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:59 pm Been extremely cold out my way.

-30C's the past couple days and expecting another 15cm(6") of snow by morning.
I would shoot myself.
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Supposed to have a high of -13 f with a -55 f wind chill Wednesday. I'm going to need more beer to deal with this winter.
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megman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:59 pm Been extremely cold out my way.

-30C's the past couple days and expecting another 15cm(6") of snow by morning.
Had a couple new guys crying about the cold today. I said, "Just wait until Wednesday. Then we'll see what you guys are made out of".
Meanwhile the old timers started taking bets on whether those youngins will show up on Thursday. :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:15 pm
megman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:59 pm Been extremely cold out my way.

-30C's the past couple days and expecting another 15cm(6") of snow by morning.
Had a couple new guys crying about the cold today. I said, "Just wait until Wednesday. Then we'll see what you guys are made out of".
Meanwhile the old timers started taking bets on whether those youngins will show up on Thursday. :lol:
Here it's 6 months of Winter and 6 months of crappy snowmobiling.

Every yahoo and his uncle has had his sled out since the week-end.
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Yeah...if you you hosers could keep your ridiculously cold air up there, that would be great.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:20 pm Yeah...if you you hosers could keep your ridiculously cold air up there, that would be great.
Need to build a big ass wall on the northern border to keep the cold air out, and we can get the canadians to pay for it. We slap an extra buck a can tax on our beer going up there, I figure it could be paid off pretty quick.
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We are saving to build a wall to keep undesirables out.
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efman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:34 pm We are saving to build a wall to keep undesirables out.
Please don't, we're trying to get the ones that want to move up there to keep their promises as it is, don't make it harder for them. They should really start a caravan from L.A. and head north.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:20 pm Yeah...if you you hosers could keep your ridiculously cold air up there, that would be great.
But but we like to share. It's a blast when it's so cold you fart snowflakes. :lol:
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:41 pm
efman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:34 pm We are saving to build a wall to keep undesirables out.
Please don't, we're trying to get the ones that want to move up there to keep their promises as it is, don't make it harder for them. They should really start a caravan from L.A. and head north.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:05 pm
megman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:59 pm Been extremely cold out my way.

-30C's the past couple days and expecting another 15cm(6") of snow by morning.
I would shoot myself.
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:41 pm
efman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:34 pm We are saving to build a wall to keep undesirables out.
Please don't, we're trying to get the ones that want to move up there to keep their promises as it is, don't make it harder for them. They should really start a caravan from L.A. and head north.
Believe me, there were a lot of dipshit republicans who said they would move up here if O'Bama got elected a second time. Thank Christ they didn't back up their whining and try to come here. They would have found oot it's more communist up here than Venezuela.
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kwebber wrote: Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:01 am
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:41 pm
efman wrote: Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:34 pm We are saving to build a wall to keep undesirables out.
Please don't, we're trying to get the ones that want to move up there to keep their promises as it is, don't make it harder for them. They should really start a caravan from L.A. and head north.
Believe me, there were a lot of dipshit republicans who said they would move up here if O'Bama got elected a second time. Thank Christ they didn't back up their whining and try to come here. They would have found oot it's more communist up here than Venezuela.
As far as I know my ex sister in law is up there illegally. I'd tell you where but she makes you look conservative. I don't want her back down here.
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