UJR NFL FOOTBALL POOL: Week 15

[WestTexasCrude]

OVERALL STANDINGS:
WTC: 40-35
B-Tender: 38-34-3
Megman: 37-35-3
Res Dog: 36-35-4
Hawkfan: 35-38-2
Cheezy: 35-38-2
Wut: 34-38-3
Biker: 29-45-1

The Grand Slam club: Megman, B-Tender
The O-fer club: Biker, Hawkfan, Res Dog, Cheezy.

^ You don't control shit.

[Reservoir Dog]

OVERALL STANDINGS:
WTC: 40-35
B-Tender: 38-34-3
Megman: 37-35-3
Res Dog: 36-35-4
Hawkfan: 35-38-2
Cheezy: 35-38-2
Wut: 34-38-3
Biker: 29-45-1

The Grand Slam club: Megman, B-Tender
The O-fer club: Biker, Hawkfan, Res Dog, Cheezy.

^ You don't control shit.

Neighbor: "You borrowed my lawnmower, I want it back."

WTC: "No."

Neighbor: "It's my lawnmower, you fucking asshole!"

WTC: "YOU DON'T CONTROL THIS STREET, KEVIN!!!"

[WestTexasCrude]

OVERALL STANDINGS:
WTC: 40-35
B-Tender: 38-34-3
Megman: 37-35-3
Res Dog: 36-35-4
Hawkfan: 35-38-2
Cheezy: 35-38-2
Wut: 34-38-3
Biker: 29-45-1

The Grand Slam club: Megman, B-Tender
The O-fer club: Biker, Hawkfan, Res Dog, Cheezy.

^ You don't control shit.

Deal with it retard- nobody to blame but yourself.

[Reservoir Dog]

OVERALL STANDINGS:
WTC: 40-35
B-Tender: 38-34-3
Megman: 37-35-3
Res Dog: 36-35-4
Hawkfan: 35-38-2
Cheezy: 35-38-2
Wut: 34-38-3
Biker: 29-45-1

The Grand Slam club: Megman, B-Tender
The O-fer club: Biker, Hawkfan, Res Dog, Cheezy.

^ You don't control shit.

Deal with it retard- nobody to blame but yourself.

Neighbor: "Your dog keeps shitting all over my lawn. You need to clean it up."

WTC: "Nobody tells my dog where it can and can't shit!"

Neighbor: "Okay, next time I see your dog shit on my lawn I'm going to shoot your dog."

WTC: "YOU DON'T CONTROL SHIT, KEVIN!!!"

[WestTexasCrude]

OVERALL STANDINGS:
WTC: 40-35
B-Tender: 38-34-3
Megman: 37-35-3
Res Dog: 36-35-4
Hawkfan: 35-38-2
Cheezy: 35-38-2
Wut: 34-38-3
Biker: 29-45-1

The Grand Slam club: Megman, B-Tender
The O-fer club: Biker, Hawkfan, Res Dog, Cheezy.

And to think if this dumbass retarded idiot actually used his math skills (supposedly taught in Canadian schools) 2-3 years ago, we wouldn't be in this situation today. Oh, well. Not my problem. 2 weeks and the playoffs to go.

[Reservoir Dog]

Neighbor: "My wife says she saw you peeking at her through your curtains."

WTC: "If she doesn't want men looking at her she shouldn't dress that way."

Neighbor: "It was 7 o'clock in the morning! She was in her bathrobe taking out the garbage!"

WTC: "I'M A ONE MAN CIRCLE JERK, KEVIN!!! YOU CAN'T CONTROL THAT SHIT!!!"

[WestTexasCrude]

Onto week 16 with OP barely able to keep his shit together.

[Reservoir Dog]

Well that sucked.

I got absolutely destroyed in my pick-every-game spread pool this week. I got gutted and filleted.
I went from 7th place in the pool to 32nd in just one week of football.
Brutal.

Thanks New Orleans! I bounced back up to 29th! WooHoo!