Advice from older members to younger ones.

[Deathproof]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Ignore this rule if you're in a rock band.
If you walk into a bar and the walls are decorated with human ears, don't pass out there.
Contrary to expectations, jackals do not make good pets.
If you don't want kids but she's not on the pill, stick to anal.

[VinceBordenIII]

Personal relationships can be hard. Life can be hard.
You can't count on the other person to be reasonable.
Your wife may just cut you off from sex, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Try not to be bitter.

[Blast]

Take beano before sleeping if you sleep with your head under the blanket.

[Deathproof]

Your wife may just cut you off from sex, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Not even remotely true.

[Blast]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Ignore this rule if you're in a rock band.
There's no such thing as a girl who "doesn't do anal". They all do it; some of them just don't know it yet.
If you walk into a bar and the walls are decorated with human ears, don't pass out there.
Contrary to expectations, jackals do not make good pets.
If you don't want kids but she's not on the pill, stick to anal.

This would have been useful 25 years ago.

Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!

[VinceBordenIII]

Your wife may just cut you off from sex, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Not even remotely true.

What can you do? Nothing.

[FSchmertz]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Ignore this rule if you're in a rock band.
There's no such thing as a girl who "doesn't do anal". They all do it; some of them just don't know it yet.
If you walk into a bar and the walls are decorated with human ears, don't pass out there.
Contrary to expectations, jackals do not make good pets.
If you don't want kids but she's not on the pill, stick to anal.

This would have been useful 25 years ago.

hear-hear!

[Blast]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Ignore this rule if you're in a rock band.
There's no such thing as a girl who "doesn't do anal". They all do it; some of them just don't know it yet.
If you walk into a bar and the walls are decorated with human ears, don't pass out there.
Contrary to expectations, jackals do not make good pets.
If you don't want kids but she's not on the pill, stick to anal.

This would have been useful 25 years ago.

hear-hear!

Would leave me with an eerie feeling.

[megman]

There is no sex in the champagne room. Ignore this rule if you're in a rock band.
There's no such thing as a girl who "doesn't do anal". They all do it; some of them just don't know it yet.
If you walk into a bar and the walls are decorated with human ears, don't pass out there.
Contrary to expectations, jackals do not make good pets.
If you don't want kids but she's not on the pill, stick to anal.

This would have been useful 25 years ago.

ear-ear!

FTFY

[Deathproof]

Your wife may just cut you off from sex, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Not even remotely true.

What can you do? Nothing.

Threaten to fuck someone else if she doesn't put out. Actually fuck someone else. Divorce her, then find someone else to fuck. Cut her off from stuff she wants until she puts out. Immediately stop doing all the housework/yardwork bullshit she expects you to do until she bends over and drops her panties. Utterly demolish her self-esteem and break her spirit by ignoring her and criticizing everything about her until she spreads her legs just for validation as a human being.

There's plenty you can do.

[necronomous]

Your wife may just cut you off from sex, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Not even remotely true.

What can you do? Nothing.

Fuck her while she's sleeping. Get her drunk, then fuck her. Threaten to fuck someone else if she doesn't put out. Actually fuck someone else. Divorce her, then find someone else to fuck. Cut her off from stuff she wants until she puts out. Immediately stop doing all the housework/yardwork bullshit she expects you to do until she bends over and drops her panties. Utterly demolish her self-esteem and break her spirit by ignoring her and criticizing everything about her until she spreads her legs just for validation as a human being.

There's plenty you can do.

Well I definitely wouldn't recommend the first two, but yes you can.

[Blast]

Remember, the reason divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

[windrunner]

My advise to younger members = there are only 2 genders.