Movie review: Aquaman

[Reservoir Dog]

Wow! .... what a piece of garbage!

They try to play it coy, but it only comes off as camp. And not even good camp. Momoa tries to be cute but he comes off as dry as stale toast.

And who is this flake of a director? Willem Dafoe sleepwalks through it like he's just in it for the paycheck. He's got Nicole Kidman playing it like a plastic goldfish. (pun intended)

And I lost track of how many movies they ripped off ...
Avengers
Black panther
Green Lantern
The Mummy
Lord of the Rings
National Treasure
The Jason Bourne films
The 5th Element
Aliens
Pitch Black
.
.
.
OMG !!!!

If you haven't seen it ... don't bother.

[HighNDry]

Wow! .... what a piece of garbage!

They try to play it coy, but it only comes off as camp. And not even good camp. Momoa tries to be cute but he comes off as dry as stale toast.

And who is this flake of a director? Willem Dafoe sleepwalks through it like he's just in it for the paycheck. He's got Nicole Kidman playing it like a plastic goldfish. (pun intended)

And I lost track of how many movies they ripped off ...
Avengers
Black panther
Green Lantern
The Mummy
Lord of the Rings
National Treasure
The Jason Bourne films
The 5th Element
Aliens
Pitch Black
.
.
.
OMG !!!!

If you haven't seen it ... don't bother.

I could tell it was going to suck just from the trailer. Plus, the fucking guy lives in the water but looks like he hasn’t bathed in weeks. Fuck the DC universe movies.

[Gunzen]

Lol. Have you seen Black Panther? That move is up for best picture.

The motion picture industry is shit now. Filled with liberal tenets, tropes, diversity shoved down our throats and the ubiquitous influx of superhero movies to fill in the gaps.

Make a superhero movie with a black theme. Best picture.

I took my nephew to Black Panther and I was bored to tears in 15 minutes.

[CHEEZY17]

Bummer! That bad? I was gonna take young CHEEZY to the Tuesday cheapshow. Maybe we'll wait.

[crash273]

I thought the costumes were really terrible as well. Mostly the Black Manta was really bad. I still do not see the purpose of that character in this film. It's like DC always wants to stuff too much into one film in hopes that people will like anything!

[HighNDry]

The movie is for moms. Period.

100%. They could have named it "Jason Momoa Swims and Fights". Wouldn't have made a difference.

[crash273]

I thought the costumes were really terrible as well. Mostly the Black Manta was really bad. I still do not see the purpose of that character in this film. It's like DC always wants to stuff too much into one film in hopes that people will like anything!

Are you new? Are you from the olden times?

I am from the old times but not much of a poster more lurker.

[Blast]

I thought the costumes were really terrible as well. Mostly the Black Manta was really bad. I still do not see the purpose of that character in this film. It's like DC always wants to stuff too much into one film in hopes that people will like anything!

Are you new? Are you from the olden times?

I am from the old times but not much of a poster more lurker.

Fuckoff old lurker scum!! So tell us a bit more, and try not to piss off the FSFs.

[crash273]

I thought the costumes were really terrible as well. Mostly the Black Manta was really bad. I still do not see the purpose of that character in this film. It's like DC always wants to stuff too much into one film in hopes that people will like anything!

Are you new? Are you from the olden times?

I am from the old times but not much of a poster more lurker.

Fuckoff old lurker scum!! So tell us a bit more, and try not to piss off the FSFs.

Joined the old system years ago. Posted some (mostly in the LOLZ) page. I arrived after Violet left but was around for the Butt Unit fun days (term used loosely). Went through the Maverick/Evaans mom soap opera. Sorry to see the old system go down with Hoover and searched a little and found this small gem a while ago but didn't realize I had to re-register. Happy to be here.

[CHEEZY17]

I thought the costumes were really terrible as well. Mostly the Black Manta was really bad. I still do not see the purpose of that character in this film. It's like DC always wants to stuff too much into one film in hopes that people will like anything!

Are you new? Are you from the olden times?

I am from the old times but not much of a poster more lurker.

Fuckoff old lurker scum!! So tell us a bit more, and try not to piss off the FSFs.

Joined the old system years ago. Posted some (mostly in the LOLZ) page. I arrived after Violet left but was around for the Butt Unit fun days (term used loosely). Went through the Maverick/Evaans mom soap opera. Sorry to see the old system go down with Hoover and searched a little and found this small gem a while ago but didn't realize I had to re-register. Happy to be here.

Mav wanting to bang Ev's mom was pretty epic. Good times.