Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

[HighNDry]

WTF? That wasn't the picture I posted but I guess a certain mod is trying to fuck with me. Whatever.

to the mod.

Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately?

Yes. I don't look anything like him.

I know. You look like a shriveled cunt.

Your mom shares her shriveled cunt with all the orderlies at her nursing home.

LOL, that was meant for FSF.

[Wut]

to the mod.

Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately?

Yes. I don't look anything like him.

I know. You look like a shriveled cunt.

Your mom shares her shriveled cunt with all the orderlies at her nursing home.

LOL, that was meant for FSF.

Well then never mind, your mom is an inspiration to us all.

[B-Tender]

Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately?

Yes. I don't look anything like him.

I know. You look like a shriveled cunt.

Your mom shares her shriveled cunt with all the orderlies at her nursing home.

LOL, that was meant for FSF.

Well then never mind, your mom is an inspiration to us all.

Especially the orderlies.

[HighNDry]

Dude, have you looked in the mirror lately?

Yes. I don't look anything like him.

I know. You look like a shriveled cunt.

Your mom shares her shriveled cunt with all the orderlies at her nursing home.

LOL, that was meant for FSF.

Well then never mind, your mom is an inspiration to us all.

She really isn’t. But I appreciate the kind words nonetheless.

[Charliesheen]

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Where is that?

Newfoundland, Canada

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[HighNDry]

[jsdspif]

I find her attractive but I try not to say things like "she's an idiot"...Oops! I guess I just did. No, when I see her I think "she looks familiar". I think she looks kind of like ButtUnit. Remember her? I thought she was pretty cute. Does anyone know how to contact her to tell her this forum exists? I just found the forum when I googled "kicked out of boy scouts for eating a brownie". Some archive or something came up and someone posted there is a new forum and posted the url.
Speaking of Mexican girls.... my mom and dad were pretty straight. Born in the 1920's,not much joking around,bad language etc. My dad was talking about when he was young he dated a Mexican girl. My mom was busy fixing supper and my dad was just yapping away about the girl and he said "she was shy though,terrible,terrible shy" and I said "what do you mean shy?" without missing a beat my mom looked at me and said "she said no". I laughed my ass off. My dad wasn't happy about it. My mom came up with good stuff every now and then. Her favorite riddle was probably "what's worse than shrimp on your piano?" answer to come in a following post. And don't cheat to find the answer.
Anyway bring back ButtUnit!!!

[jsdspif]

Something I point out to people about Andre is if you haven't actually been near him in person you can't really get a really good idea of how big he was,and it wasn't like he was a big fat guy. I saw him wrestle live quite a few times,many times sitting ringside. I slapped him on the back one time as he walked to the ring. It's the amount of space the guy took up. Pictures and video just don't do his size justice. A funny story he and another french speaking wrestler were in somewhere like oklahoma or somewhere coming down to the lobby of the hotel and there were 2 women there speaking french and obviously thinking no one here speaks french. So the one woman sees Andre and somehow doesn't know who he is. I thought everyone in the civilized world knew Andre?? Anyway in french she tells the woman I wonder if his penis is great big. Andre heard them so he went to the ladies and in french said "would you like to try it and find out?".

The answer to the riddle is "crabs on your organ" It's kind of meant for just guys.

[Whackov]

[Whackov]

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[Deathproof]

Holy fuck. I need one of those for the tour bus. One of my bandmates likes to sneak up on people and fucking blast them in the back of the head with a fart. It'd be nice to give him a taste of his own medicine from across the way.

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Holy fuck. I need one of those for the tour bus. One of my bandmates likes to sneak up on people and fucking blast them in the back of the head with a fart. It'd be nice to give him a taste of his own medicine from across the way.

I'll send you some bean soup for fuel

[Deathproof]

Holy fuck. I need one of those for the tour bus. One of my bandmates likes to sneak up on people and fucking blast them in the back of the head with a fart. It'd be nice to give him a taste of his own medicine from across the way.

I'll send you some bean soup for fuel

Beans don't do it for me. I get the best gas from Taco Bell crunchwraps.

[Blast]

Holy fuck. I need one of those for the tour bus. One of my bandmates likes to sneak up on people and fucking blast them in the back of the head with a fart. It'd be nice to give him a taste of his own medicine from across the way.

I'll send you some bean soup for fuel

Beans don't do it for me. I get the best gas from Taco Bell crunchwraps.

A solid fuel booster

[Animal]

Holy fuck. I need one of those for the tour bus. One of my bandmates likes to sneak up on people and fucking blast them in the back of the head with a fart. It'd be nice to give him a taste of his own medicine from across the way.

bandmates?

add "british" to the list of clues.

[Stapes]

What are they supposed to be called?
Bandfriends
Music Bros
Bus brethren?

[Animal]

What are they supposed to be called?
Bandfriends
Music Bros
Bus brethren?

only fucking british use the term "mates". over here they would be band members or something not as sissy sounding.

[Stapes]

Band acquaintances
Band friends with benefits
Band soul mates