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Re: Bumble

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This dude needs a giant head butt. Since I’m the resident forum fore head and I’m all in.
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Re: Bumble

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I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
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Re: Bumble

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That’s cold as ice
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Re: Bumble

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Thewalruss wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 1:05 pm That’s cold as ice
Look man, not all of us can be jukebox heroes.
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Re: Bumble

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I don't know about that.

I've been waiting for a girl like you.
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Re: Bumble

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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:08 pm I don't know about that.

I've been waiting for a girl like you.
You wanna know what love is?
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:16 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:08 pm I don't know about that.

I've been waiting for a girl like you.
You wanna know what love is?
Carefull, you might be too

Hot Blooded for him.
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Re: Bumble

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B-Tender wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 4:27 pm
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:16 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:08 pm I don't know about that.

I've been waiting for a girl like you.
You wanna know what love is?
Carefull, you might be too

Hot Blooded for him.
But she's gotta check it and see
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Re: Bumble

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Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
FSF is trying to play Head Games, not realizing WTC is just a Dirty White Boy from texas.
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Re: Bumble

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allwhitemeat wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:24 pm
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
FSF is trying to play Head Games, not realizing WTC is just a Dirty White Boy from texas.
He can be UJR's Jukebox Hero, but it's not Urgent.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
Yup. We're half way there.
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Re: Bumble

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am
Geist wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.
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Re: Bumble

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Deathproof wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am
Geist wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.
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Re: Bumble

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:01 pm
Deathproof wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am
Geist wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.
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I know, right? And it started with me giving her a compliment.
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Re: Bumble

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Deathproof wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am
Geist wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.
Christ, just fuck each other already.
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Re: Bumble

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Well I think yer perty, you gotta nice mouf.
wut?
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Re: Bumble

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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:32 pm
HighNDry wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:42 pm
Deathproof wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am
Geist wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence
You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!
Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.
Christ, just fuck each other already.
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Re: Bumble

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It should be remembered that Evvies is our senior mod, and has almost co-equal banning abilities to me and BRR. :queen:

You should tread lightly when it comes to laying the smack on ER, she's allowed to abuse her mods privileges as she pleases.
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Re: Bumble

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Re: Bumble

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What I'm not seeing here is Deathproof denying his band is indeed a Foreigner cover band.

So, by the laws of the internet, that means its true.
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Re: Bumble

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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
You lost all credibility when you compared FSF's threads to mine. Either blind or stupid. I'm guessing both.
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Re: Bumble

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:29 am
JCW wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.
You lost all credibility when you compared FSF's threads to mine. Either blind or stupid. I'm guessing both.
Be nice, if she's blind and stupid, you may have a shot.
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