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Her mitt looks like the back of Kelsey Grammar's head circa 1994 if the entire cast of Frasier signed it in different colored lipsticks.
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absurd
The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
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Glorious, aren't they? There is nothing better on Earth than a girl with huge tits and no self-esteem.windrunner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:28 pmabsurd
The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
Now all she needs is a good brazillian wax to rid herself of that jungle, and she'd be perfect.
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Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:08 pmGlorious, aren't they? There is nothing better on Earth than a girl with huge tits and no self-esteem.windrunner wrote: ↑Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:28 pmabsurd
The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
Now all she needs is a good brazillian wax to rid herself of that jungle, and she'd be perfect.
That is as far from perfect as you could possibly get.
I blame Biker.
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False.
The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass, the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass, the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
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isn't it a fact, too, that if they smoke they like to fuck?Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:42 pm False.
The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass (or weaker the ability to resist taking it in the ass), the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
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I think they all like to fuck.Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:47 pmisn't it a fact, too, that if they smoke they like to fuck?Deathproof wrote: ↑Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:42 pm False.
The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass (or weaker the ability to resist taking it in the ass), the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
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I do like the contrast between a bright colored tattoo and a fair skinned women. I noticed the tat after the tits, so it went tits n tats
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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