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Spring is approaching in a few weeks.

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I know it comes at different times depending on where you live. Besides the obvious trees, plants blooming, I'm guessing there is a sign (usually wildlife, maybe insects) that let you know that's it's close. Probably varies wildly. What sign do you watch for each year?
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Oh boy. Another exciting weather thread. Moving the board
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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:12 pm Oh boy. Another exciting weather thread. Moving the board
You live in Florida for God's sake. Jacket on/off is the only difference you ever experience. STFU Donnie
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:41 pm Tripadvisor's things to do in Iraan, Tx :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions ... Texas.html
I have to admit...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:41 pm Tripadvisor's things to do in Iraan, Tx :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions ... Texas.html
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:21 pm I watch for a drunken, mentally disabled Texan to fall into his grill, then i know its spring

He’s Punxsutawney Grill
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:55 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:52 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:21 pm I watch for a drunken, mentally disabled Texan to fall into his grill, then i know its spring

He’s Punxsutawney Grill
:lol: :+1:
I think the only reason you are obsessed with making fun of people here is because it causes a temporary distraction to the fact that you are truly the biggest loser and idiot here. Why are you superior to WTC? That's a question you probably can't answer because you're not. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: If anything you are WTC's bitch.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:52 pm He’s Punxsutawney Grill
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Some mod that actually has some balls here should change Smok's title to "WTC's bitch". :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:59 pm Some mod that actually has some balls here should change Smok's title to "WTC's bitch". :lol:
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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:43 pm Six pages losers. SIX PAGES!!!






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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:03 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:59 pm Some mod that actually has some balls here should change Smok's title to "WTC's bitch". :lol:
Welcome back FSF
Now I'm supporting your political agenda again & Trump. These fucking socialist Democrats like Sanders and AOC are the worst shit I've seen ever.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:03 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:59 pm Some mod that actually has some balls here should change Smok's title to "WTC's bitch". :lol:
Welcome back FSF
Now I'm supporting your political agenda again & Trump. These fucking socialist Democrats like Sanders and AOC are the worst shit I've seen ever.

Under Trump your wife wouldn't have been allowed into this country......just food for thought.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:03 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:59 pm Some mod that actually has some balls here should change Smok's title to "WTC's bitch". :lol:
Welcome back FSF
Now I'm supporting your political agenda again & Trump. These fucking socialist Democrats like Sanders and AOC are the worst shit I've seen ever.
How long will that last? Should we start a pool?

Either way, welcome back ya goofy bastard. Take it easy this time.
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i'm pretty sure I posted this in your "what are your signs of spring" thread from last year, but....

i've always relied on the mesquite trees to begin to bud to guarantee there will be no more freezes.
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Flumper wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:12 pm i'm pretty sure I posted this in your "what are your signs of spring" thread from last year, but....

i've always relied on the mesquite trees to begin to bud to guarantee there will be no more freezes.
We have the wonderful spring snowstorms here. I'm glad though, hopefully the snowmobile trails will be open next week when I go to the cabin, otherwise it'll be a long ass hike on the lake and getting hammered at the bar thinking about Dad losing dad for years ago.
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HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:50 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:41 pm Tripadvisor's things to do in Iraan, Tx :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions ... Texas.html
That’s the saddest looking dinosaur since Barney.
:lol: :lol: On the opposite from that photo, when I was a kid, there was an open entrance near the bottom just big enough for kid's the squeeze through and play inside that concrete. Then some fat ass got his dumbass stuck in the dinosaur neck. Law Enforcement and Fire Dept's from several counties converged. You would have thought they were rescuing Baby Jessica from her Midland well.
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:27 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:24 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:50 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:41 pm Tripadvisor's things to do in Iraan, Tx :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions ... Texas.html
That’s the saddest looking dinosaur since Barney.
:lol: :lol: On the opposite from that photo, when I was a kid, there was an open entrance near the bottom just big enough for kid's the squeeze through and play inside that concrete. Then some fat ass got his dumbass stuck in the dinosaur neck. Law Enforcement and Fire Dept's from several counties converged. You would have thought they were rescuing Baby Jessica from her Midland well.
Shame they didn't leave you in there
Good thing you have your mommy taking care of you bitch. At least you have that. :roll:
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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:32 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:29 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:27 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:24 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:50 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:41 pm Tripadvisor's things to do in Iraan, Tx :lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions ... Texas.html
That’s the saddest looking dinosaur since Barney.
:lol: :lol: On the opposite from that photo, when I was a kid, there was an open entrance near the bottom just big enough for kid's the squeeze through and play inside that concrete. Then some fat ass got his dumbass stuck in the dinosaur neck. Law Enforcement and Fire Dept's from several counties converged. You would have thought they were rescuing Baby Jessica from her Midland well.
Shame they didn't leave you in there
Good thing you have your mommy taking care of you bitch. At least you have that. :roll:
And she looked better than your punch drunk better half too!
Post your mom's pic here then. :roll: :lol: OMG you are a sick fuck bragging about how your mom is sexually attractive.

Does she suck your dick too? I didn't know but you bring being a momma's boy & a pussy to a whole new level.
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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 9:12 pm Oh boy. Another exciting weather thread. Moving the board
Moving to page 2 after 1 hour 30 minutes. What's your point?. So, you want less moving boards? May want to stick with the /pol/ thread. More your speed.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:59 pm
that looks pretty fun, tbh.

i remember when i was a kid we figured out that a bowl sled (yeah, some kid moved down from arkansas and actually owned a sled, which was really just an aluminum pan thing). Anway, we figured out that after they cut hay, the bristles on the coastal were strong enough to support that sled if it was pulled behind a mini-bike. kind of like tubing behind a boat. I broke a kid's arm pulling him at death defying speeds.
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Flumper wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 11:28 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:59 pm
that looks pretty fun, tbh.

i remember when i was a kid we figured out that a bowl sled (yeah, some kid moved down from arkansas and actually owned a sled, which was really just an aluminum pan thing). Anway, we figured out that after they cut hay, the bristles on the coastal were strong enough to support that sled if it was pulled behind a mini-bike. kind of like tubing behind a boat. I broke a kid's arm pulling him at death defying speeds.
We did something similar in the city, on snowy/icy days we would grab the back of a UPS truck and slide down the road on our boots. We called it skitching



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Flumper wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 10:12 pm i'm pretty sure I posted this in your "what are your signs of spring" thread from last year, but....

i've always relied on the mesquite trees to begin to bud to guarantee there will be no more freezes.
But that's the last sign. I meant the earliest sign. Around here, it's when you look up and see hundreds of buzzards in the sky circling after their migration from Mexico.
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