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Re: Selfie Time!

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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:10 am Now I'm not sure if I'm a troll...…...somebody ask me some questions quick.
How many UJ members are named Stapes?
wut?
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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wasn't heat the guy that was buying bit coins?
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:10 am Now I'm not sure if I'm a troll...…...somebody ask me some questions quick.
Well, with your intelligence level, I'm thinking "how many fingers am I holding up" will suffice.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:47 pm
Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:10 am Now I'm not sure if I'm a troll...…...somebody ask me some questions quick.
Well, with your intelligence level, I'm thinking "how many fingers am I holding up" will suffice.
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Less talk- more Evvan semi-nude selfies. Please
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Smok44 wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:40 am now that the UJ interrogation committee has vetted you with such stressful questioning, how have you been Heat? Whats new?
Going well man, thanks for asking!
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Flumper wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 8:48 pm wasn't heat the guy that was buying bit coins?
I did buy bitcoin, and still hold a portion of my portfolio in it, but its not an investment I would recommend as "core"; its very very speculative. I wasn't bought into the craze, but its a unique financial concept that could take hold, especially with a financial downturn. Its acting a lot like gold, a hedge on securities.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:47 pm
Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:10 am Now I'm not sure if I'm a troll...…...somebody ask me some questions quick.
Well, with your intelligence level, I'm thinking "how many fingers am I holding up" will suffice.
You know we can't see you right?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
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Re: Selfie Time!

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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:47 pm
Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:10 am Now I'm not sure if I'm a troll...…...somebody ask me some questions quick.
Well, with your intelligence level, I'm thinking "how many fingers am I holding up" will suffice.
You know we can't see you right?
And we are grateful.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:11 am
DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
Delaware isn't in the northeast retard
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Re: Selfie Time!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:11 am
DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
Wrong, you're thinking of CC.
I know where I mailed Ack's knife.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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DiverTexas wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:13 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:11 am
DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
Wrong, you're thinking of CC.
I know where I mailed Ack's knife.
I thought Ack was in WA, maybe Seattle area.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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B-Tender wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:18 am
DiverTexas wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:13 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:11 am
DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
Wrong, you're thinking of CC.
I know where I mailed Ack's knife.
I thought Ack was in WA, maybe Seattle area.
You sir are correct.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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DiverTexas wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:13 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:11 am
DiverTexas wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 3:59 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 2:08 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:33 am
Heat wrote: Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:12 am Ok, let's do the questions. I hope I can remember, but if its about my posting (or content), I should be good. Lets begin......
2 old UJ questions/ This NE US Mod and and his wife bought a new house around 2012 and posted photos of said house. Mocked as a "Brady House". Who? 2/ This NW UJ member was mocked for his "DODO" house birdhouses he built along with his seashell ashtrays. Who? That's it.
No clue on the first one, and completely remember the seashell ashtrays and birdhouses, but no clue on the person. Was he the same dude who made the knives? I mainly posted disgusting pics along with T&A and didn't get too much into the deeper end of the UJ pool. I remember Fingerbang and Giest. Also remember Evvan posting some pics of skinned rabbits she had killed and was cooking, and she was also in navy reserves. Oh, and that older dude that was photoshopped into every pic with a hat and his hand in his pocket and Hawkfan who liked older actresses who had some weird duck party with duck hats in the mid-west (and looked like Ashton Kutcher when he was younger). That's all I got. Oh, and the bi-sexual guy (there were pics of him sucking off a dude) who was banging that smoking hot chick who went off the deep end. Oh, and CaptQuint's friend with the pierced Nipples who was dating that dirtbike dude from here for a while who would always post pics of how busted up he would get (they moved in together, it didn't last). I suck at names.
Disregard the bullshit questions. Ack was not from the NE, he's from the NW. I'm the dude that makes knives. Steelheadon made the ashtrays and birdhouses, Deadpetals had/has the epic pierced boobs, Hawkfan was photoshopped more than anyone else in UJ history, Slapaho took more dicks than Hanes underwear, Jigly fucked himself up relentlessly. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone, welcome back.
BS- Ack lived in N Hampshire, Delaware some tiny state NE
Wrong, you're thinking of CC.
I know where I mailed Ack's knife.
OK, my bad. Been years from all of them. Good to see DT posting again. More the last 2 weeks than the last 2 years. Great news.
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WTC admitting he was wrong twice in two days! :eek:

At least I lived long enough to see that.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 12:32 am WTC admitting he was wrong twice in two days! :eek:

At least I lived long enough to see that.
So, fulfill the final chapter, pretty please.
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MORE Evvan semi- nude selfies. Less sausage Fest Thanks
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:00 am MORE Evvan semi- nude selfies. Less sausage Fest Thanks
Dude, she’s made it clear several times that she’s not posting nudes. The fact that you keep bringing it up is pretty fucking cringey.
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HighNDry wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:19 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:00 am MORE Evvan semi- nude selfies. Less sausage Fest Thanks
Dude, she’s made it clear several times that she’s not posting nudes. The fact that you keep bringing it up is pretty fucking cringey.
I guess the "semi-nudes" comment blew past your brain stem.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:23 am
HighNDry wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:19 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2020 1:00 am MORE Evvan semi- nude selfies. Less sausage Fest Thanks
Dude, she’s made it clear several times that she’s not posting nudes. The fact that you keep bringing it up is pretty fucking cringey.
I guess the "semi-nudes" comment blew past your brain stem.
I guess the fact that she said isn't posting anything nude is difficult for you retard brain to grasp.
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