Last meal

[CaptQuint]

You have been condemned to die and you have no appeals. You are offered a last meal the night before you are executed. The meal can cost no more than 100 US Dollars and you have 3 hours to eat before any remainder is removed from your cell and no alcohol is permitted. What do you order?

[Homebrew]

King crab legs and sweet tea.

[Reservoir Dog]

Steak and lobster.
Oysters Rockefeller.

[Antknot]

How will I be executed?

Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!

Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.

Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.

[HighNDry]

A huge steak and loaded baked potato.

[AnalHamster]

A bucket of KFC chicken skin. Just the skin. Chocolate milkshake to wash it down.

Not like you're gonna get indigestion.

[CaptQuint]

How will I be executed?

Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!

Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.

Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.

You will face a death by firing squad

[AnalHamster]

How will I be executed?

Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!

Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.

Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.

You will face a death by firing squad

Same answer, brown pants.

[CaptQuint]

A huge steak and loaded baked potato.

For me it's this or 2 pizzas and a 12 pack of coke, but then I couldn't decide on toppings

[CaptQuint]

A bucket of KFC chicken skin. Just the skin. Chocolate milkshake to wash it down.

Not like you're gonna get indigestion.

Nice

[hawkfan8812]

Pizza, crab legs, baked mac and cheese, pepsi and I guess burnt cream

[Animal]

Kiera Knightly's pussy.

[Blast]

Hot wings with a black and blue ribeye steak sandwich, fries, a salad, and a huge banana split with a gallon of red bull on the side. Maybe I can eat myself to death before they take a shot.

[CaptQuint]

Kiera Knightly's pussy.

Worth more than $100

[beagleboy]

Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake



My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

[CaptQuint]

Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake



My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

Smurph's?

[Reservoir Dog]

My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

KFC?

[megman]

My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

Jack in the Box?

[PimpDaddy]

Special fried rice with packets of soy sauce, sweet and sour and red pepper packets
Pork St Paul Sandwich (egg foo young sandwich with tomato, mayo and pickles)
Chocolate and banana milk shake



My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

Does Charlie Brown have a restaurant near you? Stewie from Family Guy?

[Who]

My wife was just telling me I should pick up dinner from the place with the white round headed guy. Anyone want to guess where that is? (I figured it out)

President Bone Spurs?

[Antknot]

How will I be executed?

Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!

Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.

Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.

You will face a death by firing squad

Then foods with a lot of iron.

[CaptQuint]

How will I be executed?

Electrocution? Then uncooked popcorn kernels. Give 'em a show!

Gas? Pinto beans, sausage and puddles of sperm. Maybe I can produce enough gas of my own to force the lethal stuff out.

Lethal injection? Starbucks double caffeine coffee turned into ice cream. Maybe I can stay awake.

You will face a death by firing squad

Then foods with a lot of iron.

Lead

[megman]

Gunpowder. And gallons of nitro glycerin to wash it down.

[Wut]

A pizza from Vincent's in Forest Hills, PA, a steak, green beans with hollandaise sauce, a thick pork chop, a vanilla milk shake, and a hot fudge sundae. And a good Italian hoagie.

[kwebber]

A yuge bowl of chili con carne with beans. And a loaf of garlic bread.