Happy Birthday Efman (NSFW)

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Happy Birthday Efman (NSFW)

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That's what the sign says anyway. (Didnt this used to be somebody's job?)


I see you live in Canada so I'm guessing it's more of a "Please God Make It End Birthday" Congrats??!!!




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HAPPY B-DAY !!! :rockout: :beavisbutthead: :jestercolor: :cheers: :partyblower: :cheerleaderkid: :drinkingchug: :birthday:
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Best wishes if in fact it is true...
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Hope somebody bakes you a cake.
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Happy Birthday buddy.

I hope your not snowed in down there like we are.
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Happy Birthday.
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Happy birthday, don't fall down the steps and die today.
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Thanks guys. Indeed I turn 56 today. My Dad was 56 when he dieded, so my younger brother called to make sure I am able to break the family record.

No snow, but the %^#@ wind blew the roof off my shed.

Hope everyone is having a good weekend. Cheers.
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efman wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:31 pm Thanks guys. Indeed I turn 56 today. My Dad was 56 when he dieded, so my younger brother called to make sure I am able to break the family record.

No snow, but the %^#@ wind blew the roof off my shed.

Hope everyone is having a good weekend. Cheers.
Glad to hear you broke the chain.

That wind was just nasty. We had 80Km/h gusts and snow. Literally a whiteout for hours.
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OK. That's twice today I've entered this thread and both times my Avast anti-virus alarm went Bang. Someone's birthday wish is tainted. Beware, efman, it could be an assassination attempt. Enemies around. Edit- And it just banged a third time. I will never be back. Happy Birthday, dude.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:37 pm OK. That's twice today I've entered this thread and both times my Avast anti-virus alarm went Bang. Someone's birthday wish is tainted. Beware, efman, it could be an assassination attempt. Enemies around. Edit- And it just banged a third time. I will never be back. Happy Birthday, dude.
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He should be more concerned about the caravan of MS-13 members heading to his house from El Salvador
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:37 pm OK. That's twice today I've entered this thread and both times my Avast anti-virus alarm went Bang. Someone's birthday wish is tainted. Beware, efman, it could be an assassination attempt. Enemies around. Edit- And it just banged a third time. I will never be back. Happy Birthday, dude.
Can a mod set all threads to trigger his Avast?
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Yep. My Avast triggers as well.

Whoever is trying to infiltrate my computer and steal my $215 from my bank account, YOU PHAILLED!!
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efman wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:53 am Yep. My Avast triggers as well.

Whoever is trying to infiltrate my computer and steal my $215 from my bank account, YOU PHAILLED!!
Quite the birthday present! :lol:
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efman wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:53 am Yep. My Avast triggers as well.

Whoever is trying to infiltrate my computer and steal my $215 from my bank account, YOU PHAILLED!!
$215? Stop bragging FSF :D
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captquint wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:03 am
efman wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:53 am Yep. My Avast triggers as well.

Whoever is trying to infiltrate my computer and steal my $215 from my bank account, YOU PHAILLED!!
$215? Stop bragging FSF :D
And that's Canadian!!! :D
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captquint wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:03 am
efman wrote: Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:53 am Yep. My Avast triggers as well.

Whoever is trying to infiltrate my computer and steal my $215 from my bank account, YOU PHAILLED!!
$215? Stop bragging FSF :D
Why don't you stop bragging about your ghey camaro and big truck first instead of being obsessed with me?
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:37 pm OK. That's twice today I've entered this thread and both times my Avast anti-virus alarm went Bang. Someone's birthday wish is tainted. Beware, efman, it could be an assassination attempt. Enemies around. Edit- And it just banged a third time. I will never be back. Happy Birthday, dude.
Yeah, my Avast captured something too, but I wasn't really paying attention so I just clicked the OK button and didn't read it.
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