Wuhan Coronavirus

[CaptQuint]

HOLY SHIT! I just saw a bunch of Mexicans coughing all over some sushi in a farmers market in Oakland, NJ!!!!

I saw Roberto Duran at an Oakland Farmers Market dropping off a village of Mexican workers there one morning

THEY WERE COUGHING ON THE SPRING ROLLS

[FreakShowFanatic]

I've actually been kinda of proud about how everybody around here and nationwide has coped. Of course, stores finally limited items to 2 per way after that barn door was open. One local store (not named) had a creative solution. Tired of seeing total strangers from out of town sweep in and wipe the shelves clean of TP, paper towels, etc. They keep the shelves empty, keeping everything in back and people that live in this town can go to the manger and tell her what you need and she will bring it out. Brilliant. Also, I have not seen one instance of price gouging on anything. Stiffer state and federal laws obviously helped. But I sense since we elected our greatest President in quite a while back in 2016, may the morals that have made this County great for almost 250 years are returning. HOLY SHIT- INCOMING STAPES-CQ-TUESDAY- FCHMERTZ TOTAL MENTAL MELTDOWN. 6.5 ON THE RICHTER/

Lol @ the moral influence of the pathological liar-serial adulterer.

Damn,I forgot Wut in the capitalizations. My apologies. You all seem to squirt through the wall cracks. Hard to keep up.

And you stand out for your unique retardation.

And you stand out like a moth to the flame.

SRSLY Wut. You know I like you but WTF? At least back up your criticism with words instead of acting like a little bitch. Here's you just throwing words out of nowhere. He's a retard, this one is dumb, blah blah blah with your bullshit.

You need to check yourself Wut instead of talking shit like a moron. Think about it Mr. Skirt boy from the tiny island of Bermuda.

[FreakShowFanatic]

HOLY SHIT! I just saw a bunch of Mexicans coughing all over some sushi in a farmers market in Oakland, NJ!!!!

I saw Roberto Duran at an Oakland Farmers Market dropping off a village of Mexican workers there one morning

THEY WERE COUGHING ON THE SPRING ROLLS

I didn't see nothing like that happen you ignorant chump. Let me add, every mother fucker in my wife's family is still working even after this fucking lockdown because they have "essential jobs", unlike you mr. Chump fucking loser quint.

I'm living large and eating fresh food thanks to them too. Thank God there are Hispanics in the US holding down the fort unlike you ya dumb fuck Quint and your other ignorant "FRIENDS". LOL, srsly, fuck off all of you losers, you disgust me for not even being close to what my beautiful El Salvadorian queen and her family does for America.

[DiverTexas]

DiverTexas:

Just got an email from Wells Fargo and they are re-opening their online signup for the PPP $$. Some time today. My guy says this time there isn't a $10 billion cap on what they can enroll. BUT, I think I would still jump on it quickly if you can.

Given the exceptionally high volume of requests we have already received, we will not be able to accept any additional requests for a loan through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Nothing yet, but I'll keep refreshing regularly and let you know if it does reopen.

that quote you put up is on the page that I am sitting on. I think Wells Fargo is out of California, so its still lunch there. i'm hitting refresh every 10 min or so.

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Lol @ the moral influence of the pathological liar-serial adulterer.

Damn,I forgot Wut in the capitalizations. My apologies. You all seem to squirt through the wall cracks. Hard to keep up.

And you stand out for your unique retardation.

And you stand out like a moth to the flame.

SRSLY Wut. You know I like you but WTF? At least back up your criticism with words instead of acting like a little bitch. Here's you just throwing words out of nowhere. He's a retard, this one is dumb, blah blah blah with your bullshit.

You need to check yourself Wut instead of talking shit like a moron. Think about it Mr. Skirt boy from the tiny island of Bermuda.

Better watch out now Wut, the old man is going to send his illegal family to come after you

Everyone in my family is "legal" you ignorant lying douchebag. Just STFU. & I guarantee they work a whole hell of a lot harder than you do ya racist ignorant piece of shit loser.

[CaptQuint]

THE TOMATOES ARE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS THE ESSENTIAL COCKROACHES WERE PISSING ON THEM

[FreakShowFanatic]

HOLY SHIT! I just saw a bunch of Mexicans coughing all over some sushi in a farmers market in Oakland, NJ!!!!

I saw Roberto Duran at an Oakland Farmers Market dropping off a village of Mexican workers there one morning

THEY WERE COUGHING ON THE SPRING ROLLS

I didn't see nothing like that happen you ignorant chump. Let me add, every mother fucker in my wife's family is still working even after this fucking lockdown because they have "essential jobs", unlike you mr. Chump fucking loser quint.

I'm living large and eating fresh food thanks to them too. Thank God there are Hispanics in the US holding down the fort unlike you ya dumb fuck Quint and your other ignorant "FRIENDS". LOL, srsly, fuck off all of you losers, you disgust me for not even being close to what my beautiful El Salvadorian queen and her family does for America.

Srsly the little handful of racist scumbags here at UJ completely suck. Thank GOD most people here know this.

[FreakShowFanatic]

THE TOMATOES ARE INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS THE ESSENTIAL COCKROACHES WERE PISSING ON THEM

You & your mother are cockroaches you fucking jerkoff loser. Meanwhile, my wife & her family are completely awesome, holding down the fort & working hard. Just STFU because you are one of the most ignorant people on this board with your prejudice and ignorant racism.

You completely SUCK bitch. We get it. & meanwhile apparently you is white. I don't think that all white people suck, just you fuckface. That's why I'm not a racist moron like you is. Get it yet? & PAY YOUR TAXES and HEALTH INSURANCE, you ignorant fucking mooch. You are a white boy Quint & an ignorant fucking loser. My wife is a major plus in this world, and she is hispanic. Get it yet, bitch?

[WestTexasCrude]

DiverTexas:

Just got an email from Wells Fargo and they are re-opening their online signup for the PPP $$. Some time today. My guy says this time there isn't a $10 billion cap on what they can enroll. BUT, I think I would still jump on it quickly if you can.

Given the exceptionally high volume of requests we have already received, we will not be able to accept any additional requests for a loan through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Nothing yet, but I'll keep refreshing regularly and let you know if it does reopen.

that quote you put up is on the page that I am sitting on. I think Wells Fargo is out of California, so its still lunch there. i'm hitting refresh every 10 min or so.

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Am I correct- possible cover payroll for employees for 2-3 months?

[CaptQuint]

What FSF sees when he pulls his gay Hyundai into his driveway

[megman]

DiverTexas:

Just got an email from Wells Fargo and they are re-opening their online signup for the PPP $$. Some time today. My guy says this time there isn't a $10 billion cap on what they can enroll. BUT, I think I would still jump on it quickly if you can.

Given the exceptionally high volume of requests we have already received, we will not be able to accept any additional requests for a loan through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Nothing yet, but I'll keep refreshing regularly and let you know if it does reopen.

that quote you put up is on the page that I am sitting on. I think Wells Fargo is out of California, so its still lunch there. i'm hitting refresh every 10 min or so.

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Am I correct- possible cover payroll for employees for 2-3 months?

You seem eager for a handout....

[CaptQuint]

SOCIALISM IN TRUMP'S AMERICA?????

[megman]

[DiverTexas]

DiverTexas:

Just got an email from Wells Fargo and they are re-opening their online signup for the PPP $$. Some time today. My guy says this time there isn't a $10 billion cap on what they can enroll. BUT, I think I would still jump on it quickly if you can.

Given the exceptionally high volume of requests we have already received, we will not be able to accept any additional requests for a loan through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Nothing yet, but I'll keep refreshing regularly and let you know if it does reopen.

that quote you put up is on the page that I am sitting on. I think Wells Fargo is out of California, so its still lunch there. i'm hitting refresh every 10 min or so.

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Am I correct- possible cover payroll for employees for 2-3 months?

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that we may have a helping hand thrown to us to help business owners through unforeseen times.
If someone saw this coming, I'd be more than happy to listen to your wisdom.

[B-Tender]

DiverTexas:

Just got an email from Wells Fargo and they are re-opening their online signup for the PPP $$. Some time today. My guy says this time there isn't a $10 billion cap on what they can enroll. BUT, I think I would still jump on it quickly if you can.

Given the exceptionally high volume of requests we have already received, we will not be able to accept any additional requests for a loan through the Paycheck Protection Program.

Nothing yet, but I'll keep refreshing regularly and let you know if it does reopen.

that quote you put up is on the page that I am sitting on. I think Wells Fargo is out of California, so its still lunch there. i'm hitting refresh every 10 min or so.

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Am I correct- possible cover payroll for employees for 2-3 months?

I'm not 100% sure, but I believe that we may have a helping hand thrown to us to help business owners through unforeseen times.
If someone saw this coming, I'd be more than happy to listen to your wisdom.

AWM saw it coming the whole way.

[megman]

Wuhan may be celebrating, but another Chinese city has gone into lockdown over coronavirus

https://www.foxnews.com/world/another-c ... s-lockdown

[nerd_alert]

I read a little townie Facebook page that the locals post on.......most of the ones who are being tested are waiting 14 days to get their information back.

And now its Maryland jumping on the case count band wagon. They had 4,371 cases yesterday and now, TODAY, they are already reporting 1,158 new cases for the day. That is just statistically impossible. They reported 326 yesterday.

Ugggggh!!!

Gov. Hogan tweeted this out regarding the jump

"Today’s numbers reflect a tripling of the tests reported since yesterday. We are seeing commercial labs begin to clear their backlog of tests. More than 30% of the new cases reported today are for testing that was completed in March."

[B-Tender]

Hey Wut,

Remember when we were saying that we thought that there were likely more people infected than the numbers showed about a week and a half ago?

[FreakShowFanatic]

Hey Flumper. Remember when I told you that coronavirus would be far more severe in the US than it was in China? I guess I was right,

[Antknot]

So easily duped. The Kennedy Center is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization with the IRS, and according to the IRS, tax-exempt charitable organizations are barred from making political contributions.

So illegal as well as immoral?

[Wut]

So easily duped. The Kennedy Center is a registered 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization with the IRS, and according to the IRS, tax-exempt charitable organizations are barred from making political contributions.

So illegal as well as immoral?

How about it didn’t happen?

[CaptQuint]

The Kansas state legislature voted Wednesday to override a provision of the governor’s stay-at-home order that limited religious gatherings to 10 people, even as the coronavirus cases in the state grew this week, jumping 40 percent to over 1,000 with 38 deaths. Kansas’ Democratic governor Laura Kelly issued an updated statewide order on March 28 that resembled similar orders in other states: no large gatherings, limited travel, and the curtailment of daily business to those deemed essential. Pretty standard stuff. But not to Republicans in the state, who also happen to control the state house. Republican Senate leaders pushed to override the governor’s public health order and will now allow religious leaders to congregate freely on Easter Sunday.

Republicans in the state legislature were able to undo the executive order using powers they granted themselves last month that allow the legislature to override the governor in a wide range of circumstances. The power grab by Republicans in the state came after GOP lawmakers were outraged when the governor was early to close schools for the remainder of the academic year and restrict foreclosures and evictions in response to the pandemic. Republicans in the state Senate saw the handwriting on the wall and, when the emergency order needed to be renewed, set about crafting an amendment that outlined what the governor did not have the authority to do in response to the pandemic. And it wasn’t just religious gatherings they were worried about protecting. It was access to guns and booze.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/202 ... aster.html

[Animal]

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Yeah, my banker texted me last night around 6:30 pm and said the portal was open. The fuckers set it up so that the west coast got first dibs on it.

Anyway, I got in and what a piece of shit. They asked my name, my company name and a phone number. And that was all. Then a note that said "we will contact you later for more info".

So, now I have to call bullshit on the whole stupid story about them running out of $10 billion on Saturday and having to shut down the online portal. How in the fuck would they know how many $billion? I fucking hate government run shit.

[Animal]

I read a little townie Facebook page that the locals post on.......most of the ones who are being tested are waiting 14 days to get their information back.

And now its Maryland jumping on the case count band wagon. They had 4,371 cases yesterday and now, TODAY, they are already reporting 1,158 new cases for the day. That is just statistically impossible. They reported 326 yesterday.

Ugggggh!!!

Gov. Hogan tweeted this out regarding the jump

"Today’s numbers reflect a tripling of the tests reported since yesterday. We are seeing commercial labs begin to clear their backlog of tests. More than 30% of the new cases reported today are for testing that was completed in March."

wow, that's exactly what happened in Houston the other day. I would suspect that is happening in a lot of places. These numbers will all be very meaningful in the long run when this is all over no matter how they come in, but in the short run when you are trying to predict little stuff like when people can go back to work, they need to be VERY clean.

[DiverTexas]

Try again, my friend. Looks like they have updated.

Yeah, my banker texted me last night around 6:30 pm and said the portal was open. The fuckers set it up so that the west coast got first dibs on it.

Anyway, I got in and what a piece of shit. They asked my name, my company name and a phone number. And that was all. Then a note that said "we will contact you later for more info".

So, now I have to call bullshit on the whole stupid story about them running out of $10 billion on Saturday and having to shut down the online portal. How in the fuck would they know how many $billion? I fucking hate government run shit.

Yep, so basic. Hardly felt like I should expect even a reply.