Re: Regretting chump yet?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2026 6:07 pm
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If Russia was smart. They would abandon their Ukraine project and go full board assisting Iran.
The aircraft in Kuwait was due to friendly fire. You knew that, right?AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2026 5:47 pm3 that we know of, 3 more in Kuwait, plus the crashed kc10. Two transports blowed on the rescue, and damaged that the US has admitted to is a couple of helicopters and an f35. Do you think you're being accurately informed about war losses with what has been admitted to?
What do you think a win looks like for America anyway? Leaving Iran in control of the strait with the uranium and regime left in place? Or are you waiting for the latest trump briefing on what the goals are now?
Money well spent? https://iran-cost-ticker.com/
You will if he runs. Just like the military will follow his illegal order to bomb the civilian infrastructure if he gives it. Whole war is illegal to start with, that's why you have to pretend it's not a war.
Legal Basis for Waging War (Jus ad Bellum):AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:03 pmYou will if he runs. Just like the military will follow his illegal order to bomb the civilian infrastructure if he gives it. Whole war is illegal to start with, that's why you have to pretend it's not a war.
You forgot dodging the release of the Epstein filesAnimal wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:22 pmLegal Basis for Waging War (Jus ad Bellum):AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:03 pmYou will if he runs. Just like the military will follow his illegal order to bomb the civilian infrastructure if he gives it. Whole war is illegal to start with, that's why you have to pretend it's not a war.
* UN Charter Authorization: Action must be sanctioned by the UN Security Council to maintain or restore international peace and security.
* Self-Defense: A state has a right to defend itself against an active armed attack.
* Just Cause & Intention: The war must be fought for a just cause (e.g., self-defense) rather than territorial gain, and have the right intention.
* Last Resort: All other peaceful avenues must be exhausted.
Plus that whole pesky constitution thing. That's why your special military operation is an excursion, not a warWho wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 4:33 pmYou forgot dodging the release of the Epstein filesAnimal wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:22 pmLegal Basis for Waging War (Jus ad Bellum):AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 2:03 pmYou will if he runs. Just like the military will follow his illegal order to bomb the civilian infrastructure if he gives it. Whole war is illegal to start with, that's why you have to pretend it's not a war.
* UN Charter Authorization: Action must be sanctioned by the UN Security Council to maintain or restore international peace and security.
* Self-Defense: A state has a right to defend itself against an active armed attack.
* Just Cause & Intention: The war must be fought for a just cause (e.g., self-defense) rather than territorial gain, and have the right intention.
* Last Resort: All other peaceful avenues must be exhausted.
Good.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:42 pm In what has to be a surprise to no-one, trump chickened out.
Looks like Iran told him to go fuck himself and stopped even indirect negotiations after his latest desperate deranged tweets, so it's now just full taco and Iran's ten point plan had gone from 'not good enough' to 'workable'.
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
Yes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
How can you be so sure it wasn't Trump's mean tweets calling them bastards and threatening war crimes?AnalHamster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:04 amYes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
It always amuses me how you present conjecture as fact...AnalHamster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:04 amYes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
A ceasefire is great news.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 3:11 amIt always amuses me how you present conjecture as fact...AnalHamster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:04 amYes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
I personally see a cease fire as a win for everyone. But, you do you, homie.
Except it is much different now.Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 5:00 amA ceasefire is great news.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 3:11 amIt always amuses me how you present conjecture as fact...AnalHamster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:04 amYes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
I personally see a cease fire as a win for everyone. But, you do you, homie.
We are back to where we were 7 weeks ago, before we attacked Iran in the first place. Negotiating w/ the Iranians. Only they have the Strait as a card that they weren't playing before.
Of course Trump is calling this a victory.
That's not conjecture. It's a fact.
were you wearing your black turban when you posted this?AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:42 pm In what has to be a surprise to no-one, trump chickened out.
Looks like Iran told him to go fuck himself and stopped even indirect negotiations after his latest desperate deranged tweets, so it's now just full taco and Iran's ten point plan had gone from 'not good enough' to 'workable'.
What part do you think is incorrect?Animal wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:01 pmwere you wearing your black turban when you posted this?AnalHamster wrote: ↑Tue Apr 07, 2026 10:42 pm In what has to be a surprise to no-one, trump chickened out.
Looks like Iran told him to go fuck himself and stopped even indirect negotiations after his latest desperate deranged tweets, so it's now just full taco and Iran's ten point plan had gone from 'not good enough' to 'workable'.![]()
We destroyed their outdated Navy and Air Force that we supplied them w/ in the 60s and 70s. I don't think they were ever a threat to be a major player in a war w/ the US. Obviously Iran proved that it would take a long ground troop war or actual war crimes to actually have a chance to "defeat" the country. While the world economy suffered during the fight.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:29 pmExcept it is much different now.Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 5:00 amA ceasefire is great news.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 3:11 amIt always amuses me how you present conjecture as fact...AnalHamster wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 1:04 amYes, timeline appears to be they offer 10 point plan trump rejects, then trump sends deranged surrender or die tweets and they call his bluff, then trump tacos again and offers a ceasefire through Pakistan based around the same 10 point plan. Now you just have to negotiate how high they can set the tolls on their new territory.Cassandros wrote: ↑Wed Apr 08, 2026 12:51 am Stopped negotiations you say?
US, Iran say they have agreed to a two-week ceasefire
Iran’s Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war. Its statement said it would negotiate with the United States in Islamabad beginning Friday.
https://apnews.com/live/iran-war-israel ... 04-07-2026
I personally see a cease fire as a win for everyone. But, you do you, homie.
We are back to where we were 7 weeks ago, before we attacked Iran in the first place. Negotiating w/ the Iranians. Only they have the Strait as a card that they weren't playing before.
Of course Trump is calling this a victory.
That's not conjecture. It's a fact.
Iran has no Navy. Iran has no Air Force. Iran's ballistic capabilities are massively deteriorated. The former top leadership are all dead. The IRGC is in hiding with top leadership dead or scared they'll be next. The bordering countries are upset that Iran attacked them. The majority of the Middle East is united against them. Of course they will "escort" ships through the strait. That makes sense because they know where the mines are and it enables them to save a little bit of face.
Negotiations will resume and we will see. Hopefully it's not the typical "ceasefire" where the party getting it's ass kicked (Iran) simply uses the time to regroup.