The Me Thread
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If humor was a high jump event, CTC would approach the bar like a limbo dancer.
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CTC dancing, not a visual I want.
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If humor was money, CTC would be existing on dollar store cat food.
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CTC is a human being and deserves all the respect you would give to any one else.


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CTC is the reason a chainsaw has a warning label telling you which end not to hold.
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Humor to CTC is like a well used whore's asshole. You can fuck it, but it's pointless.
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CTC's humor is much like his intelligence....nonexistent.
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I thought some one smart ass bitch’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
I'm up early.
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You don't want to see CTC's boobs
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Who will be along shortly to send you a dick pic.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one smart ass bitch’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Hey. WTF Happened here? My only point was, since he quite UJR, he has no right to abuse our sweet and innocent smart ass bitch in public or otherwise. Only we can do that.
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Substitute "pledges" for "smart ass bitch" and you have the whole Animal House movie.
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Not funny.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 1:13 amAnimal- music, comedy, linguistic, humor critic by day. Hand feeding feral pigs by night.
1/2 star rating.

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Urban legend.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one smart ass bitch’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
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I've never heard anyone describe me that way lol. My boyfriend would laugh his ass off. I'm a smart mouth bitchCentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 12:46 am Hey. WTF Happened here? My only point was, since he quite UJR, he has no right to abuse our sweet and innocent smart ass bitch in public or otherwise. Only we can do that.

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dammitdisco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 24, 2022 11:09 amUrban legend.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Mon May 23, 2022 5:05 pm I thought some one smart ass bitch’d you boobs when you reached 1000 posts.
I'm up early.
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The way he worries about post counts are we sure he's not a CTC troll?
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He tries too hard.
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Sooooooo... he's a CTC troll.