The Me Thread
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The Me Thread
Post about yourself. Anything. I wanted to share what happened this morning.
The BF was getting ready for work this morning around 4:25 a.m. he said he heard me tell out "no retard!!" Pretty much sums up my life .
The BF was getting ready for work this morning around 4:25 a.m. he said he heard me tell out "no retard!!" Pretty much sums up my life .
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I'm a Libra and enjoy long romantic walks on the beach. And eating ass.
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I am 100% certain that we're going to see Pearl Jam release an entire album of Ramones covers, and I'm here for it.
Also, I big tits.
Also, I big tits.
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I draw. I like Legos. I collect shit. Ask me stuff you want to know. I don't know.
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Gemini, but haven’t a clue how that is important. Read on a place mat at a Chinese restaurant what animal applied to the year I was born, but have forgotten it. One of my favorite memories growing up is my dad and maternal grandfather swapping jokes.
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I have a big birthday coming up.
I’m watching a rom com in a hotel bed with the gf awaiting a flight to Vegas to celebrate. 4 nights there followed by 4 nights in Seattle.
I plan to flirt with a BAC in the double digits for most waking hours. If I win at the craps table things will take a turn.
I’m watching a rom com in a hotel bed with the gf awaiting a flight to Vegas to celebrate. 4 nights there followed by 4 nights in Seattle.
I plan to flirt with a BAC in the double digits for most waking hours. If I win at the craps table things will take a turn.
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I'm a self-starter, I've worked in IT in the medicaid claims adjudication business for about 20 years and in IT automotive manufacturing before that, I've studied your business extensively and think I would be a valuable asset should we be able to come to terms on salary and benefits...
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I don't recall what my zodiac sign is. I'd have to Google it.
I am right-handed but I shoot and play baseball and hockey left-handed.
I have never gotten a speeding ticket. Not one. Ever.
I have never cheated on a woman. Not once. Ever. (I'm proud of that)
I once won a game of Trivial Pursuit in one turn. It was also my first turn of the game. Went around the board, got all my pies, got to the center, and won the game in one turn. Two people at the table never got a turn. It was also the last time I have ever played Trivial Pursuit because no one will play it with me now.
I have literally been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza ever!
I am right-handed but I shoot and play baseball and hockey left-handed.
I have never gotten a speeding ticket. Not one. Ever.
I have never cheated on a woman. Not once. Ever. (I'm proud of that)
I once won a game of Trivial Pursuit in one turn. It was also my first turn of the game. Went around the board, got all my pies, got to the center, and won the game in one turn. Two people at the table never got a turn. It was also the last time I have ever played Trivial Pursuit because no one will play it with me now.
I have literally been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza ever!
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Fixed that for you.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 3:47 pm I don't recall what my zodiac sign is. I'd have to Google it.
I am right-handed but I shoot and play baseball and hockey, and jerk off my boyfriend left-handed.
I have never gotten a speeding ticket. Not one. Ever.
I have never cheated on a woman. Not once. Ever. (I'm proud of that)
I once won a game of Trivial Pursuit in one turn. It was also my first turn of the game. Went around the board, got all my pies, got to the center, and won the game in one turn. Two people at the table never got a turn. It was also the last time I have ever played Trivial Pursuit because no one will play it with me now.
I have literally been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza ever!
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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You’re a pretty good writer too.necronomous wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 2:11 pm I draw. I like Legos. I collect shit. Ask me stuff you want to know. I don't know.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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I would listen to that. I like big tits too, just not the Jupiter-sized ones you post.Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 1:37 pm I am 100% certain that we're going to see Pearl Jam release an entire album of Ramones covers, and I'm here for it.
Also, I big tits.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Who are you? Did I fuck your Mom or something?HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:25 pmFixed that for you.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 3:47 pm I don't recall what my zodiac sign is. I'd have to Google it.
I am right-handed but I shoot and play baseball and hockey, and jerk off my boyfriend left-handed.
I have never gotten a speeding ticket. Not one. Ever.
I have never cheated on a woman. Not once. Ever. (I'm proud of that)
I once won a game of Trivial Pursuit in one turn. It was also my first turn of the game. Went around the board, got all my pies, got to the center, and won the game in one turn. Two people at the table never got a turn. It was also the last time I have ever played Trivial Pursuit because no one will play it with me now.
I have literally been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza ever!
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It’s possible. She has terrible taste in men.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:28 pmWho are you? Did I fuck your Mom or something?HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:25 pmFixed that for you.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 3:47 pm I don't recall what my zodiac sign is. I'd have to Google it.
I am right-handed but I shoot and play baseball and hockey, and jerk off my boyfriend left-handed.
I have never gotten a speeding ticket. Not one. Ever.
I have never cheated on a woman. Not once. Ever. (I'm proud of that)
I once won a game of Trivial Pursuit in one turn. It was also my first turn of the game. Went around the board, got all my pies, got to the center, and won the game in one turn. Two people at the table never got a turn. It was also the last time I have ever played Trivial Pursuit because no one will play it with me now.
I have literally been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Hawaiian pizza is the best pizza ever!
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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My only two real hobbies are learning to read Japanese and learning to play classical mandolin. A third possible hobby is being the board admin for this shit-hole forum. Not sure how fun that really is, not like the first two are all that much fun. Suffering, though, is an important aspect to living a life, and my hobbies all involve a lot of suffering.
I love cats. Much more than dogs or other animals. I hate birds, except for owls and turkey buzzards. Are birds real?
I'm four months shy of 61, and my wife will be 72 next month. We live in an old house with its own oddly interesting history. We also own two other properties in our ancient neighborhood, and minority own another large lot. My wife and I used to be medical laboratory techs, but she's retired now, and I now work in med lab IT. All of our friends are associated with the med lab profession, so our job related conversations can be most disturbing.
edit: also, today is our 17th wedding anniversary. My wife picked this day to make it easy for me to remember.
I love cats. Much more than dogs or other animals. I hate birds, except for owls and turkey buzzards. Are birds real?
I'm four months shy of 61, and my wife will be 72 next month. We live in an old house with its own oddly interesting history. We also own two other properties in our ancient neighborhood, and minority own another large lot. My wife and I used to be medical laboratory techs, but she's retired now, and I now work in med lab IT. All of our friends are associated with the med lab profession, so our job related conversations can be most disturbing.
edit: also, today is our 17th wedding anniversary. My wife picked this day to make it easy for me to remember.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:47 pm edit: also, today is our 17th wedding anniversary. My wife picked this day to make it easy for me to remember.
My wife wanted to get married on my birthday so I'd remember our anniversary. I nixed the idea.
(foolish woman thinks I remember when my birthday is)
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My current wife has us marry on 10/11/12 so I would remember. It has helped.
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always!BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:54 pmDreaming about me?disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 12:23 pm Post about yourself. Anything. I wanted to share what happened this morning.
The BF was getting ready for work this morning around 4:25 a.m. he said he heard me tell out "no retard!!" Pretty much sums up my life .
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I was listening to that song "Last Kiss" couple days ago by Pearl Jam and OMG his goat-like voice drives me crazy.Deathproof wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 1:37 pm I am 100% certain that we're going to see Pearl Jam release an entire album of Ramones covers, and I'm here for it.
Also, I big tits.
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The BF is a gemini. 10 years in and I still don't know how to read him lol. Thas a nice memory!
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He wants pussy and food.disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 5:38 pm The BF is a gemini. 10 years in and I still don't know how to read him lol.
I hope this helps.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:47 pm My only two real hobbies are learning to read Japanese and learning to play classical mandolin. A third possible hobby is being the board admin for this shit-hole forum. Not sure how fun that really is, not like the first two are all that much fun. Suffering, though, is an important aspect to living a life, and my hobbies all involve a lot of suffering.
I love cats. Much more than dogs or other animals. I hate birds, except for owls and turkey buzzards. Are birds real?
I'm four months shy of 61, and my wife will be 72 next month. We live in an old house with its own oddly interesting history. We also own two other properties in our ancient neighborhood, and minority own another large lot. My wife and I used to be medical laboratory techs, but she's retired now, and I now work in med lab IT. All of our friends are associated with the med lab profession, so our job related conversations can be most disturbing.
edit: also, today is our 17th wedding anniversary. My wife picked this day to make it easy for me to remember.
whoa! all of that is pretty cool. happy anniversary. i made the mistake a few months back of buying suet for the birds. at first it was nice, then the woodpeckers showed up. THEN a couple of starlings. One in particular drove me fucking crazy. he would squawk (?) and chirp and yell every time I went outside. I let the suet run and and only put out sunflower seeds now. seems like cardinals really like that!!
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oh snap!! have fun! any shows in Vegas or just drinking and gambling? Are you gonna hang out with Hawk when in Seattle?Charliesheen wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 2:52 pm I have a big birthday coming up.
I’m watching a rom com in a hotel bed with the gf awaiting a flight to Vegas to celebrate. 4 nights there followed by 4 nights in Seattle.
I plan to flirt with a BAC in the double digits for most waking hours. If I win at the craps table things will take a turn.
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Oh thanksHighNDry wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 4:25 pmYou’re a pretty good writer too.necronomous wrote: ↑Thu May 05, 2022 2:11 pm I draw. I like Legos. I collect shit. Ask me stuff you want to know. I don't know.
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