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Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:30 pm**

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:55 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:41 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
It’s a LOLZ thread, dipshit
Oh no! You called me a name....now I need a hug from my mommy.

What's funny about abuse exactly?

Satire. Satire is what's funny about it. You guys don't have satire in the cry closet or safe space?

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:41 pm**

theclap wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:30 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:55 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:41 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
It’s a LOLZ thread, dipshit
Oh no! You called me a name....now I need a hug from my mommy.

What's funny about abuse exactly?
Satire. Satire is what's funny about it. You guys don't have satire in the cry closet or safe space?

Its racists satire. The assumption is that when you get a black bf he will beat you up.
Do you believe this to be the case? I have about 6 mixed couples in my friends circle. Not one of the black husbands has hit his white wife. What am I missing?

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:44 pm**

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:41 pm What am I missing?

A fucking sense of humor for starters.

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:49 pm**

Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:41 pm
theclap wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 11:30 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:55 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:53 pm
Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:41 pm
Biker wrote: ↑Wed Apr 13, 2022 10:19 pm
You guys eat this shit right up, dont you? Is there any context? Did this black guy actually hit her?

What am I saying. Who cares?? The perception is gold. Date a black guy, get beat up!!
It’s a LOLZ thread, dipshit
Oh no! You called me a name....now I need a hug from my mommy.

What's funny about abuse exactly?
Satire. Satire is what's funny about it. You guys don't have satire in the cry closet or safe space?
Its racists satire. The assumption is that when you get a black bf he will beat you up.
Do you believe this to be the case? I have about 6 mixed couples in my friends circle. Not one of the black husbands has hit his white wife. What am I missing?

It's racist...ok.... So? You don't like it... That's ok. You can just not look at it. What if I knew a Black guy that did beat his White girl? Would that mean I am free to be ok with the joke? Is that how your logic would work?

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:23 am**

Someone is triggered.

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Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2022 8:09 pm**

Walmart installed a medical kiosk, for $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition. When my friend went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read "You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks" Impressed, my friend wondered if he could fool the machine.
He mixed tap water with dog crap, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.
When he put the sample into the machine the next day, the printout read: "1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener. 2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics. 3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab. 4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you keep playing with yourself, your tennis elbow won't get better!
"Thank you for shopping at Walmart"

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2022 8:46 pm**

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 12:57 am**

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.
Grumpy leads the pack.
‘Grumpy, my son,’ says the Pope,
‘ What can I do for you?’
Grumpy asks, ‘Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome ?’
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question thinks for a moment and answers,
‘ No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome ..’
In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.
Grumpy turns back,
‘Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe ?’
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
‘ No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe.
‘This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Grumpy turns back and says,
‘Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?’
The Pope, really confused by the questions says,
‘I’m sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.’
The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting……
‘Grumpy shagged a penguin!’
‘Grumpy shagged a penguin!’

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 1:35 am**

wouldn't the plural of "dwarf" have a "v" in it?

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 1:40 am**

Animal wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 1:35 am wouldn't the plural of "dwarf" have a "v" in it?

Be careful. Soebody here may know a little person and take offense to your language.

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:23 am**

Animal wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 1:35 am wouldn't the plural of "dwarf" have a "v" in it?

You should ask JRR Tolkien:

In a foreword to The Hobbit, published in 1937, J R R Tolkien writes: "In English, the only correct plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' and the adjective is 'dwarfish'. In this story 'dwarves' and 'dwarvish' are used, but only when speaking of the ancient people to whom Thorin Oakenshield and his companions belonged.dwarrows"

In appendix F to The Lord of the Rings, Tolkien gives a further explanation: "But in the Third Age something of their old character and power is still glimpsed... these are the descendants of the Naugrim of the Elder Days... in whose hands still lives the skill in work of stone that none have surpassed. It is to mark this that I have ventured to use the form 'dwarves', and remove them a little, perhaps, from the sillier tales of these latter days."

So, "dwarves" was coined by Tolkien about 80 years ago to give his dwarves a dignity that dwarfs could hardly attain. So successful have his stories been that "dwarves" seems to be superseding "dwarfs" as the regular plural of "dwarf". Whether "dwarvish" will oust the insulting word "dwarfish" is doubtful.

Meanwhile, let us at least be consistent and not mix dwarves and dwarfs in the same paragraph. And let us also remember that the title of the 1938 Disney movie is and remains Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

In another source, Tolkien implies that the "proper" plural of dwarf is dwarrows:

“The original editor of The Hobbit “corrected” Tolkien’s plural dwarves to dwarfs, as did the editor of the Puffin paperback edition of The Hobbit. According to Tolkien, the “real ‘historical'” plural of dwarf is dwarrows or dwerrows."

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:29 am**

They are vertically challenged.

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 3:45 am**

Their feet reach the floor,.

Posted: **Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:43 am**

They say you cannot hurt yourself whilst masturbating

But I managed to pull it off

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Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:50 am

I'll bet that's the last time he ever forgets to weedeat around the swimming pool.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:28 pm**

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sat Apr 16, 2022 11:50 am

I wonder what the backstory is here.

Posted: **Mon Apr 18, 2022 8:36 pm**

if i had to guess, they would be leaving a roller derby event.

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