Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:06 pm
This is not a photograph!


Holy Cow....that's pretty amazing. He used an Ipad so I'm guessing he could zoom in to get those very fine details and build on it.
Many Gauls shaved their faces but had staches
It's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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I think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 amIt's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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never let one of these brain dead morans miss a chance to try to give WTC a wet willy.necronomous wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:58 amI think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 amIt's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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They've found several/ many of these "Art" caves over the last 170 years in France and Spain all kind of the same time frame. They found one near Lascaux but 50 years before. The art was cruder but did contain a clue that may have solved the mystery. It was a broken ancient stone lamp that was probably discarded. Had an image of an Ibex on the bottom. Had a handle and they figured they used some kind of fat, mineral or other material that gave off a bright light but little/no smoke. Stone lamp of Grotte de la Mouthe. Probably 12-15,000 years oldnecronomous wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:58 amI think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 amIt's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pmThat ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
You know those cave dudes were probably well versed in hallucinogens. I can see them on a Friday night after a good meal of mammoth heading to the caves and getting high as a fuck and doing some painting in the firelight.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pmmy artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pmThat ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
I misunderstood what you were saying. Yeah, I guess if they were painting awesome animal figures deep underground with artificial light, they could do a mean Ibex above ground in the sunlight.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pmmy artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pmThat ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
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Sounds like a weekend for most of us around here in our youth.Stapes wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:17 pmYou know those cave dudes were probably well versed in hallucinogens. I can see them on a Friday night after a good meal of mammoth heading to the caves and getting high as a fuck and doing some painting in the firelight.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pmmy artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pmThat ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
C- Coloring outside the lines.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pmmy artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pmThat ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
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Not sure if it's the same thing but since the beginning researchers at Lascaux have complained that photos do it no justice. It's because the painters painted it along the rough outline of the walls giving it almost a 3-D effect. Bison in the foreground, deer in the background. That type of thing.necronomous wrote: ↑Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:33 pm https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/ ... urce=share
Just a reminder about this show tonight.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:01 amI really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.
You may want to make a note... 24 Nov 2021, PBS, Secrets of the Dead, "The Caravaggio Heist"