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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:06 pm
by Reservoir Dog
This is not a photograph!


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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:31 pm
by Reservoir Dog
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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:33 pm
by Reservoir Dog
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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:44 pm
by Stapes
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:06 pm This is not a photograph!


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Holy Cow....that's pretty amazing. He used an Ipad so I'm guessing he could zoom in to get those very fine details and build on it.


https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ ... -1.1536944



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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 7:40 pm
by CaptQuint
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Thanks to the art historian Winckelmann, the Dying Gaul was formerly called a gladiator; but with his moustache and neck torque he is clearly what the Roman historian Diodorus called a “shaggy haired gaul”. The sculpture is a Roman copy of one of the Hellenistic bronze figures erected at Pergamon by King Attalos 1st (241-197 BCE) commemorating his victories. Despite celebrating triumph, the dignified pathos of the defeated “barbarians” is preserved.

The sculpture was a favourite amongst the dilettanti of the neo-classical era, and it often features prominently in paintings of wealthy collectors in front of their repositories of art. Its fame was boosted by the restoration of the right arm, by Michelangelo. In the ebb and flow of the Napoleonic wars the location of the original shifted between Rome and Paris, amid much celebration each time it was moved

Number:
377
Material:
Marble
Location of Original:
Rome, Capitoline Museum, Stanza del Gladiatore 1

Size:
0.73 x 0.93m
Accession:
Purchased in 1884 from Brucciani of London

Thanks to the art historian Winckelmann, the Dying Gaul was formerly called a gladiator; but with his moustache and neck torque he is clearly what the Roman historian Diodorus called a “shaggy haired gaul”. The sculpture is a Roman copy of one of the Hellenistic bronze figures erected at Pergamon by King Attalos 1st (241-197 BCE) commemorating his victories. Despite celebrating triumph, the dignified pathos of the defeated “barbarians” is preserved.

The sculpture was a favourite amongst the dilettanti of the neo-classical era, and it often features prominently in paintings of wealthy collectors in front of their repositories of art. Its fame was boosted by the restoration of the right arm, by Michelangelo. In the ebb and flow of the Napoleonic wars the location of the original shifted between Rome and Paris, amid much celebration each time it was moved

Number:
377
Material:
Marble
Location of Original:
Rome, Capitoline Museum, Stanza del Gladiatore 1

Size:
0.73 x 0.93m
Accession:
Purchased in 1884 from Brucciani of London



Date:
Roman. Original: c.200 BCE
Provenance:
From the Villa Ludovisi, Rome

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:33 pm
by CaptQuint
disco.moon wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 8:27 pm He looks like a pornstar from the 70s.
Many Gauls shaved their faces but had staches

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 9:09 pm
by Animal
many Gauls today can be found watching Magnum PI reruns, Smokey and the Bandit and 1986 episodes of Jeopardy.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:21 pm
by HighNDry
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:06 pm This is not a photograph!


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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 am
by stonedmegman
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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It's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:58 am
by necronomous
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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It's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........
I think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:52 pm
by Animal
necronomous wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:58 am
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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It's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........
I think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.
never let one of these brain dead morans miss a chance to try to give WTC a wet willy.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:25 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
necronomous wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:58 am
stonedmegman wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 6:09 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 2:28 am Lascaux caves- SW France- Discovered only 80 years ago. Positively aged at 17,000 years ago (15,000 BC). Somehow painted all these deep underground using some light source that they can't figure out. It didn't leave any soot smoke on the cave walls
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It's called fire. Remember that time you fell in your BBQ? That's fire........
I think he was saying it wasn't fire because there was no soot on the walls.
They've found several/ many of these "Art" caves over the last 170 years in France and Spain all kind of the same time frame. They found one near Lascaux but 50 years before. The art was cruder but did contain a clue that may have solved the mystery. It was a broken ancient stone lamp that was probably discarded. Had an image of an Ibex on the bottom. Had a handle and they figured they used some kind of fat, mineral or other material that gave off a bright light but little/no smoke. Stone lamp of Grotte de la Mouthe. Probably 12-15,000 years old
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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:28 pm
by stonedmegman
So, fire........

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm
by Animal
that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pm
by Animal
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.

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Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:17 pm
by Stapes
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.
You know those cave dudes were probably well versed in hallucinogens. I can see them on a Friday night after a good meal of mammoth heading to the caves and getting high as a fuck and doing some painting in the firelight.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:28 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.

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I misunderstood what you were saying. Yeah, I guess if they were painting awesome animal figures deep underground with artificial light, they could do a mean Ibex above ground in the sunlight.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:29 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:17 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.
You know those cave dudes were probably well versed in hallucinogens. I can see them on a Friday night after a good meal of mammoth heading to the caves and getting high as a fuck and doing some painting in the firelight.
Sounds like a weekend for most of us around here in our youth.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:31 pm
by rule34
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:12 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 11:00 pm
Animal wrote: Tue Nov 09, 2021 10:30 pm that's an almost disney level drawing of an Ibex on the bottom of that thing.
That ones sitting in a museum. I'm thinking your artwork probably is found at the bottom of trashcans.
my artwork would without a doubt surprise the fuck out of you. but my comment about the art on the bottom of that was not being sarcastic. its not some stick figure sketch.

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C- Coloring outside the lines.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 3:22 am
by Cyberhonky
HighNDry wrote: Mon Nov 08, 2021 10:21 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Nov 07, 2021 4:06 pm This is not a photograph!


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:D everytime i see Morgan, i think 'tittie sprinkles'

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:33 pm
by necronomous

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2021 10:56 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Not sure if it's the same thing but since the beginning researchers at Lascaux have complained that photos do it no justice. It's because the painters painted it along the rough outline of the walls giving it almost a 3-D effect. Bison in the foreground, deer in the background. That type of thing.

Re: Art Thread NSFW

Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:08 pm
by nerd_alert
nerd_alert wrote: Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:01 am
disco.moon wrote: Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:14 am Judith beheading Holofernes 1598 - 1602 (?)

Caravagio
I really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.

You may want to make a note... 24 Nov 2021, PBS, Secrets of the Dead, "The Caravaggio Heist"
Just a reminder about this show tonight.