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Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:19 pm
by Reservoir Dog
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Wed Nov 24, 2021 11:08 pm
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 4:01 am
disco.moon wrote: ↑Sat Oct 23, 2021 1:14 am
Judith beheading Holofernes 1598 - 1602 (?)
Caravagio
I really like Caravaggio. Really interesting play between light and dark.
You may want to make a note... 24 Nov 2021, PBS, Secrets of the Dead, "The Caravaggio Heist"
Just a reminder about this show tonight.
Thanks for the reminder. I'll check it out.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 8:50 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:13 pm
by megman
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:26 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
1st Spanish expeditions (including conquistadors) explored the Pecos and Rio Grande rivers starting in the 1500's. Could be from The 1680's Mendoza expedition that was within 80 miles of the rock art location. They tromped all over present day Iraan.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:38 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Less than 50 years after Columbus's 1st voyage, conquistador Coronado not only conquered the Pueblos of present N. New Mexico but traveled through the Texas Panhandle and ended up in present day Kansas.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:56 pm
by megman
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:26 pm
1st Spanish expeditions (including conquistadors) explored the Pecos and Rio Grande rivers starting in the 1500's. Could be from The 1680's Mendoza expedition that was within 80 miles of the rock art location. They tromped all over present day Iraan.
They were not here to do cave art.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:17 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
megman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:56 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:26 pm
1st Spanish expeditions (including conquistadors) explored the Pecos and Rio Grande rivers starting in the 1500's. Could be from The 1680's Mendoza expedition that was within 80 miles of the rock art location. They tromped all over present day Iraan.
They were not here to do cave art.

Dumbest thing I may have heard in my entire life.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:26 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Me: Show rock art depicting shaman, mythical creatures, hallucination images going back thousands of year
Megman: The Spanish sure sucked at rock art

Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:28 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Now it's a shaman?
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:34 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
2nd photo from bottom. Black and white elongated images are shaman with some kind of elaborate headdresses.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:38 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:34 pm
2nd photo from bottom. Black and white elongated images are shaman with some kind of elaborate headdresses.
Or it's a funeral and the elongated images are ascending souls.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:41 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
They can carbon age date the art with the pigments used. I've seen some photos where they don't have to. Obvious European, some on horseback even some carrying a cross.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:52 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:38 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:34 pm
2nd photo from bottom. Black and white elongated images are shaman with some kind of elaborate headdresses.
Or it's a funeral and the elongated images are ascending souls.
The shaman figure is an almost universal symbol found all over the US Southwest
Utah

Nevada

etc
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:35 pm
by stonedmegman
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:26 pm
Me: Show rock art depicting shaman, mythical creatures, hallucination images going back thousands of year
Megman: The Spanish sure sucked at rock art
The Spanish weren't here thousands of years ago. Whats the punch line?
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:42 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
stonedmegman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 11:35 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:26 pm
Me: Show rock art depicting shaman, mythical creatures, hallucination images going back thousands of year
Megman: The Spanish sure sucked at rock art
The Spanish weren't here thousands of years ago. Whats the punch line?
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Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 12:31 am
by stonedmegman
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 10:17 pm
megman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:56 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Nov 30, 2021 9:26 pm
1st Spanish expeditions (including conquistadors) explored the Pecos and Rio Grande rivers starting in the 1500's. Could be from The 1680's Mendoza expedition that was within 80 miles of the rock art location. They tromped all over present day Iraan.
They were not here to do cave art.

Dumbest thing I may have heard in my entire life.
You obviously don't listen when you talk......
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2021 1:33 am
by nerd_alert
This Titian exhibit in Boston would be neat to go to.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/work- ... k5tRNMteL8
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:07 am
by stonedmegman
disco wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:53 pm
She has a pyramid scheme.

Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:16 am
by Reservoir Dog
disco wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:53 pm
She's ancient history, babe!
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:48 am
by B-Tender
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:16 am
disco wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:53 pm
She's ancient history, babe!
She had a great asp though.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:56 am
by necronomous
B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:48 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Dec 02, 2021 12:16 am
disco wrote: ↑Wed Dec 01, 2021 11:53 pm
She's ancient history, babe!
She had a great asp though.
Yeah, it was killer.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:20 am
by stonedmegman
Sphinxter would be eaten.
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:34 am
by necronomous
Have you seen her Nefertitties?
Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 1:51 am
by stonedmegman
Odds are she has sand in her vag.

Re: Art Thread NSFW
Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2021 2:01 am
by Reservoir Dog
I Niled her back in High School.