LOLZ (NSFW)

[Reservoir Dog]

Less babbling and more Lollz.

Or I am going to find another group of retards to hang out with.

Good luck.

No shit. And to make matters worse, this is the exact argument with essentially the exact posters we had to endure 4 months ago on UJR1.

So.... you've been this stupid TWICE! On the same subject!

[Animal]

Hmm.. Doing more research into Al's dilemma. The average life expectancy of a 100 watt incandescent bulb is 1200 hours. So that is 50 days if he's going to meet this $40,000 minimum on usage.

If he has to use 5,000 of them to meet his goal and they each last 50 days, then he will have to set them up on a rotational basis, so he only has to change out 100 bulbs per day. It seems doable.

I wonder how much 36,500 light bulbs per year costs?

$107,857.50 if he buys the econo 60W two pack at Walmart.

nope. 60 watts won't do it. we'd only get to around $24,000 a month like that. We need 100 watt.

[megman]

He's running a grow-op.

[Reservoir Dog]

Hmm.. Doing more research into Al's dilemma. The average life expectancy of a 100 watt incandescent bulb is 1200 hours. So that is 50 days if he's going to meet this $40,000 minimum on usage.

If he has to use 5,000 of them to meet his goal and they each last 50 days, then he will have to set them up on a rotational basis, so he only has to change out 100 bulbs per day. It seems doable.

I wonder how much 36,500 light bulbs per year costs?

$107,857.50 if he buys the econo 60W two pack at Walmart.

nope. 60 watts won't do it. we'd only get to around $24,000 a month like that. We need 100 watt.

Well, now poor Al is up to $119,967.50 a year for light bulbs. (Walmart prices based on the 2 pack)
He'd be better off just buying a light bulb factory.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

I remember back when this was the lolz thread..

[Reservoir Dog]

I remember back when this was the lolz thread..

It still is.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Umm... nope

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[Nero]

Every time FSF post in a thread

[Stapes]

Sound would have been awesomer

[Stapes]

Mike Tyson at 52 would handle things

[Reservoir Dog]

Never fuck with a guy who's wearing really cool gloves for no apparent reason.

[Reservoir Dog]

Mike Tyson at 52 would handle things

He's actually only around 49 in this.
This was taken on the set of a low budget Steven Seagal movie about 3 years ago.

[Nero]

Sound would have been awesomer

Had to find the vid and upload.

[Stapes]

Sound would have been awesomer

Had to find the vid and upload.

Ohhhh. The accents make it even better...lol

[beagleboy]

Ohhhh. The accents make it even better...lol

What language was that?

[Stapes]

Cockney? lol maybe AH can tell us

[Animal]

I think the guy with the "coach" on his back was Dick Van Dyke.

[AnalHamster]

Cockney? lol maybe AH can tell us

Sahnds like sarf london mate. Fuckin warned im.

Probably ok legally, provided the guy wakes up. Taking his shirt off and clearly wanting a fight makes it self defense, though the kick after he was unconscious pushed it a bit.

[HighNDry]

“CUNT!” Love it.

[CaptQuint]

Oi, you got a license for dem gloves????

[Stapes]

longer version...….the kid crying is annoying.....Cant we have street fighting without the children???