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what stage are you on?
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pork wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:15 pm what stage are you on?
BLOOF !!! :eek:
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:00 am You both fucked up. You trusted me.
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and thats the right answer!
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 6:06 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 5:51 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:50 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 12:12 pm My job interview is at 11 am EST today. Wish me luck! 🤞
Good luck!
Thanks :D It went well.
Did you offer the blowjob?

Asking for CQ because he's too shy to ask.
The interviewer was a black lady - so negative lol
So the black lady interviewer wasn't Michelle Obama?
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Why would anyone trust anything above drinking coffee out of a sippy cup to a LT?
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Amazon has some prime deals on E-Z Up brand shelters. Just got one for the front deck
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:40 pm Amazon has some prime deals on E-Z Up brand shelters. Just got one for the front deck
i'm sure you know this, but watch out for the way they are sized. some of them say 10' x 10' and the top is actually only 8' x 8' because the legs flare out a bit and they measure it from the square the bottom of the legs make. Carry on.
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Animal wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:44 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 9:40 pm Amazon has some prime deals on E-Z Up brand shelters. Just got one for the front deck
i'm sure you know this, but watch out for the way they are sized. some of them say 10' x 10' and the top is actually only 8' x 8' because the legs flare out a bit and they measure it from the square the bottom of the legs make. Carry on.
I was aware as slanted legs won't fit on my deck, I got a straight leg 10 x 10
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Jesus Christ they couldn’t figure out anywhere else to put herbicides up on the main counter?
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disco.moon wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:19 pm She gonna name him McAndrius.
McNuffin
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Vanderglide wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:22 pm Jesus Christ they couldn’t figure out anywhere else to put herbicides up on the main counter?
She's having a baby, not killing weeds.
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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Vanderglide wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:22 pm Jesus Christ they couldn’t figure out anywhere else to put herbicides up on the main counter?
She bitched a fit when they put her on the grill.
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And the fryers would only hola one ass cheek each.
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rule34 wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:32 pm
Vanderglide wrote: Mon Jun 21, 2021 10:22 pm Jesus Christ they couldn’t figure out anywhere else to put herbicides up on the main counter?
She's having a baby, not killing weeds.
Lol, The old talk to text took that one literally
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That fish had a Dick and Balls!
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check out the 9 iron on this one...lol
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I blame Biker.
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Vampire kit?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:08 pm
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Vampire kit?


I don't think its an altar boy starter kit. :)
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Stapes wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:10 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Jun 22, 2021 9:08 pm
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Vampire kit?


I don't think its an altar boy starter kit. :)
If that's real, I wouldn't be surprise if it's actually a Catholic Exorcism kit. Not sure about the gun.
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