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Cyberhonky wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 10:51 am I'm a run of the mill aquarius. For some reason I have a thing for numbers, I can remember contract numbers etc from 20+ years ago.

I have my own cooking page on FB and just got back from a week long race where I cooked for the crew- zero complaints, and no, they're not dead

That's really cool!!

So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:57 am So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

What's a Blow-Mold Santa?

It's actually "Blo-Mold" collector stuff

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 4:07 pm It's actually "Blo-Mold" collector stuff

When you said Blow, I was afraid to ask

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:57 am So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

What kind of mustard did he use? This is important

Geist wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 2:43 am

woohooguy wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:54 pm

Geist wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:39 pm Impulse control issues here. Trying to stop drinking but Makers Mark was on sale for $20 a bottle, and I can't throw this case away

Better have a wee bottle of angostura bitters for that, heathen.

Never heard of that but i have the highest highball glass i could find

https://angosturabitters.com/portfolio/ ... c-bitters/

Legit is made in Trinidad and Tobago. Blend of herbs and spices, just a splash transforms bourbon on the rocks into the nectar of the gods.

You should know better.

woohooguy wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 10:41 pm

Geist wrote: ↑Sat May 07, 2022 2:43 am

woohooguy wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:54 pm

Geist wrote: ↑Fri May 06, 2022 11:39 pm Impulse control issues here. Trying to stop drinking but Makers Mark was on sale for $20 a bottle, and I can't throw this case away

Better have a wee bottle of angostura bitters for that, heathen.

Never heard of that but i have the highest highball glass i could find

https://angosturabitters.com/portfolio/ ... c-bitters/

Legit is made in Trinidad and Tobago. Blend of herbs and spices, just a splash transforms bourbon on the rocks into the nectar of the gods.

You should know better.

On it. Might even try their meatloaf burger recipe

Geist wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 5:26 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:57 am So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

What kind of mustard did he use? This is important

Mustard? Idk that he uses mustard. But then again I don't know shit about shit in the kitchen.

CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 5:11 pm
When you said Blow, I was afraid to ask

Oh, I doubt that.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 11:37 am

Geist wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 5:26 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:57 am So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

What kind of mustard did he use? This is important

Mustard? Idk that he uses mustard. But then again I don't know shit about shit in the kitchen.

It's important to emulsify properly! Get the man some grey poupon

Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

How was the hotel birthday sex? Hotel sex is the best.

Geist wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 12:58 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 11:37 am

Geist wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 5:26 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Sun May 08, 2022 11:57 am So the brunch went really well! The BF's hollandaise separated though and he was furious. He kind of saved it, so it wasn't a total loss. I had two toddlers running all over my house and the made it to the drum set in the basement and my very old Blow- Mold Santa and almost destroyed it before their parents intervened.

Have you all heard of "gentle parenting" ? It's fucking retarded.

What kind of mustard did he use? This is important

Mustard? Idk that he uses mustard. But then again I don't know shit about shit in the kitchen.

It's important to emulsify properly! Get the man some grey poupon

I texted him and he said that's what he uses. I don't pay attention. I even bought the wrong ham. He had to go back to the store and buy the correct kind. I kinda suck.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

I still can't sleep for shit. Got a good 3 hours with a sleeping pill and now I'm just furious. Don't start with the "get somE eXeXise" fuck you i exercise plenty i last 40 motherfucking pounds from it. Some people can't fucking sleep AGGHHHHHHHHHHG I WANNA STAB SOMEONE.

Sympathies, bet you ran yourself down cleaning from Sundays guests.

Oh snap. No, it dawned on me that I had THREE coffees yesterday and I ate a whole ass bag of Skittles at like 8 pm. It's a hell of my own making (as is tradition), but goddammit i love Skittles you guys.

Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:22 pm

Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot.

i do the same thing. I don't play the come bets. I place odds. While I am waiting on the table to heat up, I put a line bet on and then take 3x odds on it. Then if the line bet isn't a 6 or 8, i place bets on 6 and 8 with 2x odds. i stick with that until it feels like things are going well, then I will start bumping the odds up after 2 wins. And then eventually I start placing bets on 5 and 9 with 2x odds and doing the same. That's when it really starts making money if the dice are good. If the point becomes 6 or 8, then i double the bet when i place it on the other one.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:22 pm

Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot.

Nice. But no cuddles? That's cold man.

disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 7:06 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:22 pm

Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot.

Nice. But no cuddles? That's cold man.

if he had read the internet instruction manual he would have known that was the part where he was supposed to say "I pounded that shit so hard if she had some bubble gum on her ass she'd have been stuck to the ceiling.

So, I'm in the market for a new orange boy kitten. I've turned in two applications to rescues and only heard back from one stating the cats I was interested in "just went home with someone, but there are other cats available!"

What grinds my gears about these rescues anymore is that they make the adopting person feel like crap because some of us are "choosey". Like, I just had a cat die in December and it broke my fucking heart. Why would I want to adopt an 18 year old cat?? Just to go through that again? You never realize how tough it is to get an animal when you have to go through a shit ton of liberals to get one.

For one, a lot of people think kittens are so cute so they get one. Once the kitten has become an adult it is no longer cute anymore so a lot of them end up back at the pound or dumped in the country side which is how I got my Alley. I for one like to start out with a kitten or puppy and have them for a long full life. Alley was probably 6 or 7 months old when she showed up.

Animal wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 7:16 pm

disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 7:06 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Tue May 10, 2022 2:22 pm

Burn1dwn wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.

Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table

Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot.

Nice. But no cuddles? That's cold man.

if he had read the internet instruction manual he would have known that was the part where he was supposed to say "I pounded that shit so hard if she had some bubble gum on her ass she'd have been stuck to the ceiling.

Naah, after 3 years it’s predictable. Effective, but same old same old,