Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 11:00 pm
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:12 pm
I was concidering getting a house keeper for once a month deep cleanings. They worth the money?Deathproof wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:58 pmMy favorite TV show ever. New season came out yesterday at 11 and I was so excited about it I fucking vomited. Puked Starbucks Honey Oat Latte all over the living room floor. Thank Christ the maid hadn't left yet or she'd be scraping dried puke up right now.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 9:04 pm
If you don't like sweeping dusting mopping and scrubbing, it's worth the money.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:12 pmI was concidering getting a house keeper for once a month deep cleanings. They worth the money?Deathproof wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:58 pmMy favorite TV show ever. New season came out yesterday at 11 and I was so excited about it I fucking vomited. Puked Starbucks Honey Oat Latte all over the living room floor. Thank Christ the maid hadn't left yet or she'd be scraping dried puke up right now.
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 12:27 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 3:39 pm
Plane crash caught on doorbell video.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2021 11:14 pm
Fuck yes. What's the alternative? Me doing the cleaning myself? Fuck that shit specifically. Better to pay for a maid than have to put Kerra to work cleaning.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 7:12 pmI was concidering getting a house keeper for once a month deep cleanings. They worth the money?Deathproof wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:58 pmMy favorite TV show ever. New season came out yesterday at 11 and I was so excited about it I fucking vomited. Puked Starbucks Honey Oat Latte all over the living room floor. Thank Christ the maid hadn't left yet or she'd be scraping dried puke up right now.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:59 am
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:59 am
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:00 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:04 am
This joke sucks.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:59 am A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:05 am
This joke is fucking hilarious.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:59 am A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages." "Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am
can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:51 am
He woke up?Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:56 am
I dropped her off at the airport and happily have not heard from her since.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:57 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:40 pm
There was no german girl.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:05 pm
There was, and is, but you believe what you want.rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:40 pmThere was no german girl.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
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Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:12 pm
Uh HuhDeathproof wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:05 pmThere was, and is, but you believe what you want.rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:40 pmThere was no german girl.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:39 pm
Where's Divertexas? bought these knifes and cutting boards made with mesquite wood. One of the boards came with a complimentary wood burrowing beetle.
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Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:40 am
disco wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:56 pmWHAT?!!!! No one has ever lied on the forums!! I for one would be shocked, shocked I tell you to get lambasted (is that a word)?rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:40 pmThere was no german girl.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.
Not too long ago my son 22 told me I was one of the most skeptical people he's ever known (when it comes to the internet that is) he was showing me something and I said "yeah I don't believe that". And he got all irritated. To those who know me behind the scenes or the real me know, I'm always thinking I'm being punked. Trust is a fucky social construct.
