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Vicious squirrel bites 22 as it terrorises Welsh town - leaving people 'scared to go out'

https://www.itv.com/news/wales/2021-12- ... ple-bitten

Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 2:56 am

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 1:10 am can I ask what happened to cute german girl? she was very cute.

I dropped her off at the airport and happily have not heard from her since.

PERFEKT

disco wrote: ↑Thu Dec 30, 2021 1:08 pm This is what I hope to accomplish in the coming months

I have a device for this type of photo collage, it's called Timelapse+. It adjusts exposure between each shot, so it reduces reduces amount of "evening" needed for each frame when adding them in to the video. Just set it for the amount of individual frames you want, connect to your camera, and wait out the time.

oops. fuck. sorry.

that place is in albuquerque nm. my favorite place. the massage lady will give you a handy if you are nice.

Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 30, 2021 2:34 pm that place is in albuquerque nm. my favorite place. the massage lady will give you a handy if you are nice.

What does she give you if you're mean?

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:43 am

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Hold on while I turn my laptop upside down...

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:48 am

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:43 am

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Hold on while I turn my laptop upside down...

I thought my meds were kicking in.

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:49 am

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:48 am

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:43 am

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Hold on while I turn my laptop upside down...

I thought my meds were kicking in.

I hope he sanitized those pliers!

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:51 am

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:49 am

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:48 am

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:43 am

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Hold on while I turn my laptop upside down...

I thought my meds were kicking in.

I hope he sanitized those pliers!

When you've got crabs sanitization is the last thing on your mind.

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:54 am

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:51 am

stonedmegman wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:49 am

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:48 am

Charliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Jan 02, 2022 1:43 am

Din din tonight. With a Sonoma Cutrer Chardonnay we bought at the winery.

Hold on while I turn my laptop upside down...

I thought my meds were kicking in.

I hope he sanitized those pliers!

When you've got crabs sanitization is the last thing on your mind.

I'm getting itchy just thinking about it.

Now THIS is an Avocado.

disco wrote: ↑Mon Jan 03, 2022 10:55 pm She's so wonderful. Good for her.

I could have helped her with that, and she wouldn't be suffering from the effects of trouser snake venom now.

Hydroseismic wrote: ↑Wed Dec 29, 2021 11:39 pm



Where's Divertexas? bought these knifes and cutting boards made with mesquite wood. One of the boards came with a complimentary wood burrowing beetle.

Nice, mesquite tends to have checks and voids.
Who was the knife maker?

disco wrote: ↑Tue Jan 04, 2022 1:26 pm Crotch goblin. I did the same, but no baby here

I refer to them as "fuck-trophies" or "pet humans".