What Gets Up Your Nose?
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- VinceBordenIII
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What Gets Up Your Nose?
Me: stupid Christmas presents.
I got a chocolate open end wrench. Wtf? Just a bunch of useless stuff. A set of tv earphones. More stupid stuff I can’t even remember. Wife used to get mad if I didn’t want something. Now I return it, or throw it away.
Put a little effort into it! Also don’t get me something from the middle of the aisle at Macy’s. You know what I’m talking about. Last minute shit gifts for the man in your life.
I got a chocolate open end wrench. Wtf? Just a bunch of useless stuff. A set of tv earphones. More stupid stuff I can’t even remember. Wife used to get mad if I didn’t want something. Now I return it, or throw it away.
Put a little effort into it! Also don’t get me something from the middle of the aisle at Macy’s. You know what I’m talking about. Last minute shit gifts for the man in your life.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Milk chocolate or dark chocolate? This is very important.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again. She gave me several packages of socks, underwear, and a couple of nice pairs of work pants, even though I mostly wear jeans to work. On the whole it was a fairly even gift exchange. 

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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Good luck with that.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:08 pm For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Yea, likely.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:13 pmGood luck with that.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:08 pm For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again.

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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Like most men, when I need something I just go get it. The result is I dont really need anything which makes gift getting tough.
Gift cards. I always ask for gift cards.
Restaurants, Home Depot etc. That way I can routinely take the wife and the kids out for dinner for zero cost to me or fix the crap around the house for zero cost to me.
Gift cards. I always ask for gift cards.
Restaurants, Home Depot etc. That way I can routinely take the wife and the kids out for dinner for zero cost to me or fix the crap around the house for zero cost to me.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Dare to dream.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:19 pmYea, likely.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:13 pmGood luck with that.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:08 pm For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again.But next time she knows that card is strictly her problem, since it's only in her name.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
Same. I got a VISA gift card, promptly went into wife's purse. Amazon gift cards I can use, but I always buy what I want regardless of whether or not there's money in the Amazon kitty.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:31 pm Like most men, when I need something I just go get it. The result is I dont really need anything which makes gift getting tough.
Gift cards. I always ask for gift cards.
Restaurants, Home Depot etc. That way I can routinely take the wife and the kids out for dinner for zero cost to me or fix the crap around the house for zero cost to me.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?

MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
^Canadian.
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
She used the CC to buy you that stuff.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:08 pm For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again. She gave me several packages of socks, underwear, and a couple of nice pairs of work pants, even though I mostly wear jeans to work. On the whole it was a fairly even gift exchange.![]()
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Re: What Gets Up Your Nose?
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Mon Jan 21, 2019 9:36 pmShe used the CC to buy you that stuff.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 4:08 pm For Xmas I paid off my wife's largest CC balance, and told her not to let it get that high again. She gave me several packages of socks, underwear, and a couple of nice pairs of work pants, even though I mostly wear jeans to work. On the whole it was a fairly even gift exchange.![]()
