History in other Words

[WestTexasCrude]

Man gets on ship. Sails. Lands. Asks the first person he sees "Which direction is Cathay?"

[WestTexasCrude]

Man sticks candle through small hole and looks in. Other person present asks "What see?". Man says "not bad".

[WestTexasCrude]

Man steps off boat, gets pants wet. walks to microphone and says "Hi".

[HighNDry]

Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

[WestTexasCrude]

Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

[Antknot]

Man sticks candle through small hole and looks in. Other person present asks "What see?". Man says "not bad".

[Antknot]

Man steps off boat, gets pants wet. walks to microphone and says "Hi".

MacArthur

[Antknot]

Man gets on ship. Sails. Lands. Asks the first person he sees "Which direction is Cathay?"

Columbus

[Antknot]

Try harder.

[WestTexasCrude]

People walk across land. Find lots of ice. Wait patiently for melting. Go hunt.

[WestTexasCrude]

You are of course free to add your own.

[WestTexasCrude]

Now it gets a lot tougher.

[WestTexasCrude]

Be people on ships. Stop and build houses on shore for Winter. Meet the skraelings in Spring.

[WestTexasCrude]

Be scribes at a church in England. See strange looking ships approaching from the East.

[WestTexasCrude]

Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

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[Wut]

Be people on ships. Stop and build houses on shore for Winter. Meet the skraelings in Spring.

Titanic, starring what's his name.

[Wut]

Man sees huge explosion. Quotes Hindu script.

Tora, tora, tora.

[Wut]

Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

Woodstock.

[megman]

Um...am I the only one who has no idea what’s going on here?

Woodstock.

[WestTexasCrude]

People walk across land. Find lots of ice. Wait patiently for melting. Go hunt.

People cross the Bearing Strait land bridge 11-15,000 years ago during the last Ice Age. Meet multi mile high sheets of glaciers. After a few thousand years of melting, gaps appear and they explode on the N American continent. Hunt every large mammal species to extinction within a few hundred years. And from the archeology records, from the time they went into those gaps, took less than a thousand years to spread the thousands of miles from present day Alaska to the tip of S America.

[megman]

[WestTexasCrude]

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

[megman]

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

I've got 6 months of great snowmobiling. What have you got?

[Antknot]

That awkward moment when you realize you live in Canada buried under Winter for 6 months with nothing to do with your frustrations but lash out on UJR. FTFY

I've got 6 months of great snowmobiling. What have you got?

Idiot politicians 24/7/365.

[megman]

Where'd ya go?

I'll be right here when you compose a comeback........

P.S. If you can't take it then stop dishing it out.