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Animal wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 7:16 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 7:06 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Tue May 10, 2022 2:22 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 6:28 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon May 09, 2022 4:54 pm Personal best gambling last night.

Lost $350 in about 5 minutes at a $25 craps table at Caesars.

Leaving vegas with a whimper.
Pass-line bets?

I prefer the electronic craps to tables (the one with the rear view mirror sized dice). Not video.

Although nothing beats the mood at a hot real table
Yep. Come bets move to the line where I do odds bets. And I do at least 3x odds on my pass bets. Hit one 8 and pressed it up. Then crapped out. Too late to lick my wounds @ the buffet.

I like the mechanical tables too. I was up a couple hundred on them.

We got adjoining rooms. So nobody got a wet spot. 😎
Nice. But no cuddles? That's cold man.
if he had read the internet instruction manual he would have known that was the part where he was supposed to say "I pounded that shit so hard if she had some bubble gum on her ass she'd have been stuck to the ceiling.
Naah, after 3 years it’s predictable. Effective, but same old same old,
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Re: The Me Thread

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Harvested about an hour away. All ya get with them is a lemon wedge.
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did i hear this morning that a wildfire went through Laguna Nigel? (sp?)
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Animal wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 8:21 pm did i hear this morning that a wildfire went through Laguna Nigel? (sp?)
Powerlines problem
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu May 12, 2022 8:18 pm Image

Harvested about an hour away. All ya get with them is a lemon wedge.
I have only tried one in my whole life, but they always look yummy. Shoulda had a bloody Mary!!



So on a side note, why does this happen? I had ONE Google page open. I notice my computer was running slow, so it opened task manager and it showed 9 fucking googles. Y'all know why??
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This is my Dell, is virtually brand new but runs like fucking garbage some days.
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There are some geeks here waaaaay smarter than me.

1.) use another browser

B get somebody’s help to go into your start up menu and whack everything but the most essential programs

III Make sure your antivirus isn’t at war with Microsoft’s.
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I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
I don't watch porn. I am porn.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:01 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
I don't watch porn. I am porn.
This quote should be under your avatar.
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B-Tender wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:02 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 9:01 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 8:09 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 14, 2022 7:57 pm I did fix all the silly shit that was happening upon start-up. Just so wild.
Ease off on the Hamptons Villa porn.
I don't watch porn. I am porn.
This quote should be under your avatar.
Haha! No doubt.
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I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
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Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
This

Ask questions as if you are actually listening to what she’s yacking about.
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i'm going to predict that an empty tequila bottle will be near her torn panties.
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Bring the van.
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watch til the end
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DM, when is your birthday? I found the perfect cake.

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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 2:27 am DM, when is your birthday? I found the perfect cake.

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Dec 25
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disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
Great advice, turns out you were right
Faith is simple medicine for desperate souls.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:59 am
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
This

Ask questions as if you are actually listening to what she’s yacking about.
Ironically worked too or combo of both
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Animal wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 2:01 am i'm going to predict that an empty tequila bottle will be near her torn panties.
That would've been the last resort lol
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Re: The Me Thread

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Hydroseismic wrote: Mon May 16, 2022 12:16 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 1:43 am
Hydroseismic wrote: Sun May 15, 2022 12:07 am I'm going out tonite with a recently divorced younger woman who has relationship and daddy traumas, I'm betting it's going to be amazing
Treat her with a modicum of kindness and you're getting laid fo sho.
Great advice, turns out you were right
I know daddy issues :wub:
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