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Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:22 pm A perfect hollandaise sauce is a thing of beauty.
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you just add water and some butter.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:35 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:22 pm A perfect hollandaise sauce is a thing of beauty.
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you just add water and some butter.
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Why are you people playing single category trivial pursuit? That's not technically even trivia, that's just autism
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Animal wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:35 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:22 pm A perfect hollandaise sauce is a thing of beauty.
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you just add water and some butter.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:59 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:49 pm So we're having the BF's family up tomorrow for Mothers Day brunch. He's making eggs Benny, eggs florentine (SIL is a vegetarian), blueberry pancakes by me and PBJ tea sandwiches for the lil boys and a charcuterie cheese board!!

Of course I've been cleaning like royalty is coming.

What are y'all's plans this weekend?
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Nah my man can cook he does his own hollandaise! I'm also making blushing mimosas and I get to bust out my fancy champagne flutes.
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Please don’t say you use decent sparkling for mimosas. Andre is just fine.
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Well I turned 50 today. I feel like I'm barely starting to I've my best life.
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Hydroseismic wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:24 pm Well I turned 50 today. I feel like I'm barely starting to I've my best life.
Congrats Hydro
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:17 pm Please don’t say you use decent sparkling for mimosas. Andre is just fine.
I don't know what any of that means :oops: I'm just gonna grab Prosecco. It calls for pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine and raspberries IM SO EXCITED.

I also had to put away all my cool shit because I'd hate to hurt a kid for breaking something.
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Geist wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 5:15 pm Why are you people playing single category trivial pursuit? That's not technically even trivia, that's just autism
No I played the game game, not just one category. I'm just really smart, k.?
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:55 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:17 pm Please don’t say you use decent sparkling for mimosas. Andre is just fine.
I don't know what any of that means :oops: I'm just gonna grab Prosecco. It calls for pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine and raspberries IM SO EXCITED.
They ship that stuff packed really tightly from France. Make sure you shake it up good before you open it since its bad about settling out during the trip.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:35 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:22 pm A perfect hollandaise sauce is a thing of beauty.
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you just add water and some butter.
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Biker wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 8:44 pm
Animal wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:35 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 4:22 pm A perfect hollandaise sauce is a thing of beauty.
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you just add water and some butter.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 2:50 am Scorpio, good swimmer, like building stuff, i was rather fond of explosives in the Marines. I can cook, I am not the greatest about cleaning, been smithing for over 2 years now, i have 2 wakazashis, 2 xyphos short swords, and that crusader sword and maybe a dozen knives all unfinished. The ADD makes it easy to start new projects and hard to finish them. Always wanted a garden and hated the shear waste of having to mow a lawn, started my garden this year. The blueberries, raspberrys, and grapes are getting planted this year. My house is fairly spartan. I have furniture downstairs but other than my bedroom the upstairs is empty.
Got married young, had the kids going and now in my mid 40's I get to have fun. Any questions?
What the hell is 'wakazashis'??! You bought an old house right?
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Impulse control issues here. Trying to stop drinking but Makers Mark was on sale for $20 a bottle, and I can't throw this case away
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Geist wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 11:39 pm Impulse control issues here. Trying to stop drinking but Makers Mark was on sale for $20 a bottle, and I can't throw this case away
Better have a wee bottle of angostura bitters for that, heathen.
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Hydroseismic wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:24 pm Well I turned 50 today. I feel like I'm barely starting to I've my best life.
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Animal wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 8:00 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:55 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:17 pm Please don’t say you use decent sparkling for mimosas. Andre is just fine.
I don't know what any of that means :oops: I'm just gonna grab Prosecco. It calls for pineapple juice, orange juice, grenadine and raspberries IM SO EXCITED.
They ship that stuff packed really tightly from France. Make sure you shake it up good before you open it since its bad about settling out during the trip.
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woohooguy wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 11:54 pm
Geist wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 11:39 pm Impulse control issues here. Trying to stop drinking but Makers Mark was on sale for $20 a bottle, and I can't throw this case away
Better have a wee bottle of angostura bitters for that, heathen.
Never heard of that but i have the highest highball glass i could find
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Blast wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 10:45 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 2:50 am Scorpio, good swimmer, like building stuff, i was rather fond of explosives in the Marines. I can cook, I am not the greatest about cleaning, been smithing for over 2 years now, i have 2 wakazashis, 2 xyphos short swords, and that crusader sword and maybe a dozen knives all unfinished. The ADD makes it easy to start new projects and hard to finish them. Always wanted a garden and hated the shear waste of having to mow a lawn, started my garden this year. The blueberries, raspberrys, and grapes are getting planted this year. My house is fairly spartan. I have furniture downstairs but other than my bedroom the upstairs is empty.
Got married young, had the kids going and now in my mid 40's I get to have fun. Any questions?
What the hell is 'wakazashis'??! You bought an old house right?
Short sword, campanion blade to the Katana. Generally about 19 inches long, they can have the traditional look of the samari sword set or go to a more modern look, there is a third blade to the set and that is the tanto blade. That's the knife and it lead to the American style tanto with the more severe bevels. Haven't decided which way to go with these yet.
Yeah my house has the murder basement with the blood sink set in the floor and the full barn in back. Built in at the latest 1880 it was allegedly a grocery store at one point and was the farm house for the farm that now isthe north west portion of my town. I'm seriously planning on growing a much a I can in my back yard. Once I start getting apples and grapes in I'll be making hard cider and wine with whatever I can't eat or sell.
Oh right the blood sink lol!! I wish I had the patience and time for food garden. I'm good at flowers 💐
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disco.moon wrote: Sat May 07, 2022 2:56 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 10:45 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 12:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 2:50 am Scorpio, good swimmer, like building stuff, i was rather fond of explosives in the Marines. I can cook, I am not the greatest about cleaning, been smithing for over 2 years now, i have 2 wakazashis, 2 xyphos short swords, and that crusader sword and maybe a dozen knives all unfinished. The ADD makes it easy to start new projects and hard to finish them. Always wanted a garden and hated the shear waste of having to mow a lawn, started my garden this year. The blueberries, raspberrys, and grapes are getting planted this year. My house is fairly spartan. I have furniture downstairs but other than my bedroom the upstairs is empty.
Got married young, had the kids going and now in my mid 40's I get to have fun. Any questions?
What the hell is 'wakazashis'??! You bought an old house right?
Short sword, campanion blade to the Katana. Generally about 19 inches long, they can have the traditional look of the samari sword set or go to a more modern look, there is a third blade to the set and that is the tanto blade. That's the knife and it lead to the American style tanto with the more severe bevels. Haven't decided which way to go with these yet.
Yeah my house has the murder basement with the blood sink set in the floor and the full barn in back. Built in at the latest 1880 it was allegedly a grocery store at one point and was the farm house for the farm that now isthe north west portion of my town. I'm seriously planning on growing a much a I can in my back yard. Once I start getting apples and grapes in I'll be making hard cider and wine with whatever I can't eat or sell.
Oh right the blood sink lol!! I wish I had the patience and time for food garden. I'm good at flowers 💐
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I'm a run of the mill aquarius. For some reason I have a thing for numbers, I can remember contract numbers etc from 20+ years ago.

I have my own cooking page on FB and just got back from a week long race where I cooked for the crew- zero complaints, and no, they're not dead :D
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So they're still comatose? Any chances of recovery or are they the next set a vegetables you're going to cook?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:40 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Fri May 06, 2022 7:24 pm Well I turned 50 today. I feel like I'm barely starting to I've my best life.
Congrats Hydro
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