Why can't America get its act together and control their hurricanes?

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Why can't America get its act together and control their hurricanes?

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Incompetent Americucks.
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Every American news media hours before the next landfall of even dinky storms. "HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED, CATASTROPHIC". Meanwhile, it's still early but the only casualties they are reporting are a.couple in SC injured when their car was flipped by a F0 tornado
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So sad.

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saltydog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:20 am So sad.

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The orange man said nuke them.
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stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:36 am The orange man said nuke them.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:16 am Every American news media hours before the next landfall of even dinky storms. "HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED, CATASTROPHIC". Meanwhile, it's still early but the only casualties they are reporting are a.couple in SC injured when their car was flipped by a F0 tornado
I heard a guy on the 6 pm national news radio the night before Idalia hit. He was one of the reporters on sight as preparations were being made and he gave an update on everything. Toward the end he said that "it was safe to say that this would be a Devastating, Catastrophic and Life Threatening event!"

He must have had a thesaurus with him.
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It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Ricrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 4:36 pm Image
Should end with a gator grabbing them. THEN it would be Florida!
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actually, the Cubans had this hurricane just a few days before us and they let it go and let it get much bigger before it hit us. We, on the other hand, weakened it substantially and turned it loose harmlessly in the Atlantic.


now, talk to me about the visibility outside north Texas this morning due to the Canadiard wildfires.
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Animal wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 1:21 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:16 am Every American news media hours before the next landfall of even dinky storms. "HISTORIC, UNPRECEDENTED, CATASTROPHIC". Meanwhile, it's still early but the only casualties they are reporting are a.couple in SC injured when their car was flipped by a F0 tornado
I heard a guy on the 6 pm national news radio the night before Idalia hit. He was one of the reporters on sight as preparations were being made and he gave an update on everything. Toward the end he said that "it was safe to say that this would be a Devastating, Catastrophic and Life Threatening event!"

He must have had a thesaurus with him.
Way before my time, but it reminds me of Hurricane Camille back in the 60's. Public got so tired of the media squawking Danger about every little storm, a lot stayed home- even threw "Hurricane parties"
Camille grew to a monster cat 5 and hundreds died.
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