Happy B-Day, Hawk !!!

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Happy B-Day, Hawk !!!

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Happy
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Congrats kiddo.

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When pork is done making you dinner, have a nice Birthday!
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Happy birthday
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Don't fall off the bar stool while celebrating
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Happy bday fruitcake
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saltydog wrote: Sat Sep 23, 2023 12:41 am When pork is done making you dinner, have a nice Birthday!
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Happy Belated!
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Yeah yeah, still not 60.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Mon Sep 25, 2023 3:20 pm Yeah yeah, still not 60.
But you are closer to it than 50.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Bunch of fucking math experts in here.
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You love it and you know it...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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