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Suzanne Somers

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Dead
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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A 1970's legend.
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I'm not saying that I nailed her back in High School...





















But I totally nailed her back in High School.
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RIP

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Someone post the pic of her titties
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They were real and they were spectacular.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2023 9:18 pm Image
Good Lord, those nips
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Sad, but I was just a bigger Joyce DeWitt fan.
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Who can name the actress that replaced her, with out looking it up? I had to look it up.
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Not a big fan of her music

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BigChiefin wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2023 9:53 pm Image
Love that bush.
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i had forgotten how much hair a pussy could have.
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This thread has turned into a true celebration of life (or tits).
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WarmBidetWater wrote: Sun Oct 15, 2023 11:30 pm Not a big fan of her music

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as I'm killing time waiting for a pizza.... I picked up a prostitute when I was about 18 or so, and she looked alot like donna summer and at that time disco was in so I told her she looked alot like donna summer "all the johns tell me that ,i've got a room right over here" so drive to local hotel that was just a block or two away and she puts a condom on me and (not knowing shit about prostitutes) i just want a blow job... "oh babe still need a rubber" so she's putting a rubber on me "you damned dick so fat can't get rubber on" so then she just kind of sucked for like 2 seconds and then "damned! why aint you nut yet" "I'll try some more" sucked about another 2 seconds "Damned,I'm giving you you money back,you've got something wrong,i always make my men nut" and she gave me back my 20 and I left. That was the first and last I bought a prostitute. Looking back on that maybe she was just trying to teach some sort of lesson,because I never paid for another one.
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