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I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
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Tell everybody the Huskies say "Hi!"
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:56 pm I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
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I dont know anything about the west side of the state. All I know is that apparently a lot of Chicago people vacation there. Youre welcome.
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New Holland Brewery is good. They make an excellent stout named Dragon's Milk
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:56 pm I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
If you were as smart as CTC, you would have googled that shit. New Holland is probably the biggest and most widely available around the country. Dragon's Milk is their best know beer I think.

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Biker wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:03 pm New Holland Brewery is good. They make an excellent stout named Dragon's Milk
I've had dragons milk many times, I was planning on going there first. Unfortunately they're closed tonight. Likely to eat there tomorrow
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Vitamin E wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:49 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:56 pm I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
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Dragons milk tales of gold. A golden ale at 11%. Highly recommend.
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:44 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:03 pm New Holland Brewery is good. They make an excellent stout named Dragon's Milk
I've had dragons milk many times, I was planning on going there first. Unfortunately they're closed tonight. Likely to eat there tomorrow
That should be fun. Not sure what your schedule is like but you are about an hour from Kalamazoo, where Bell's Brewery is located. They have brewery tours and a cafe.
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nerd_alert wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:12 am
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:44 pm
Biker wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 8:03 pm New Holland Brewery is good. They make an excellent stout named Dragon's Milk
I've had dragons milk many times, I was planning on going there first. Unfortunately they're closed tonight. Likely to eat there tomorrow
That should be fun. Not sure what your schedule is like but you are about an hour from Kalamazoo, where Bell's Brewery is located. They have brewery tours and a cafe.
I've had Bell's. If I have a chance I'll do it but not sure I'll be able to get away
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Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:45 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:49 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:56 pm I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
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that's like threatening Brer Rabbit with a briar patch.
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Animal wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:51 am
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:45 pm
Vitamin E wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:49 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 5:56 pm I'm Holland Michigan for the week to help another farm fix their shit. Anyone around or know of good breweries here?
Fucking farmers and their pronouns!
Choke on a cock.
that's like threatening Brer Rabbit with a briar patch.
I wasn't trying to be mean, he seemed bored so I suggested an activity.
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Yo fuck Michigan
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Hydroseismic wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 6:05 pm Yo fuck Michigan
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Holland Michigan is a one windmill town (the one on the island), AFAIK.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 6:20 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 6:05 pm Yo fuck Michigan
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Hydroseismic wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:08 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 6:20 pm
Hydroseismic wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 6:05 pm Yo fuck Michigan
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Dragons milk triple mash stout. Barrel aged and 17% alcohol. This thing is fucking great.
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My phone casts to my tv in the hotel room. Who needs pay per view?
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you said were supposed to be there for only a week?

What is keeping you around? The sturdy Dutch "women"?
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MalcoveMagnesia wrote: Mon Mar 18, 2024 9:28 pm you said were supposed to be there for only a week?

What is keeping you around? The sturdy Dutch "women"?
Been up here a week at a time every couple weeks. Takes time to get parts in.
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Egg question - the BF has been obsessed with those brown organic Nelly's eggs. I think they're crazy expensive for eggs so sometimes I buy the white ones but that fool refuses to eat them. Is there a difference? I do know the yolks on the money eggs is bright orange vs lame yellow on cheap eggs.
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disco.moon wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:29 pm Egg question - the BF has been obsessed with those brown organic Nelly's eggs. I think they're crazy expensive for eggs so sometimes I buy the white ones but that fool refuses to eat them. Is there a difference? I do know the yolks on the money eggs is bright orange vs lame yellow on cheap eggs.
Nutritionally, I doubt it. Have him do a blind taste test and see if he can tell the difference.
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nerd_alert wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:56 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Mar 19, 2024 5:29 pm Egg question - the BF has been obsessed with those brown organic Nelly's eggs. I think they're crazy expensive for eggs so sometimes I buy the white ones but that fool refuses to eat them. Is there a difference? I do know the yolks on the money eggs is bright orange vs lame yellow on cheap eggs.
Nutritionally, I doubt it. Have him do a blind taste test and see if he can tell the difference.
I've never been able to taste a difference between the two.
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