Movie remakes or reimagining...With a budget of say 200 million and you had your choice, which movie would you pick?

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Movie remakes or reimagining...With a budget of say 200 million and you had your choice, which movie would you pick?

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Think I would pick an oldie but goodie...read the book years ago. I think it would translate well. I would make Raquel Welch's character nude for about half the movie.

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How about a nice remake of Tarzan the Ape Man with Sydney Sweeney or some other hot young actress? On the condition that there would be as much, or more, gratuitous nudity as the original.

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Ricrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:14 pm
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2024 7:22 pm How about a nice remake of Tarzan the Ape Man with Sydney Sweeney or some other hot young actress? On the condition that there would be as much, or more, gratuitous nudity as the original.

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A BAZILLION terabytes of free porn on the internet and you guys want to watch a remake of Tarzan?!?! :eek:
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I could get by with Margo Robbie having a sex tape stolen from her honeymoon that was a remake of Pam Anderson's honeymoon tape.
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Dune. No way they improve on the Lynch version. Oh wait Hey
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:07 pm
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Ricrude wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:11 pm
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Starring Gina Carano....nude for all the fight scenes of course...
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pork wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 5:18 pmporkys
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I think I turn “Home Alone“ From a full length feature to a short by using Claymore mines mounted on Roombas
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Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:15 am I think I turn “Home Alone“ From a full length feature to a short by using Claymore mines mounted on Roombas
what if we remade it and have a delivery of around 50 lbs of tannerite to Kevin's house the same day his parents accidentally leave him home alone.
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Animal wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:19 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:15 am I think I turn “Home Alone“ From a full length feature to a short by using Claymore mines mounted on Roombas
what if we remade it and have a delivery of around 50 lbs of tannerite to Kevin's house the same day his parents accidentally leave him home alone.
This is funny as hell.


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stonedmegman wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:17 pm Barfly.

And there is a part for almost every UJRer in it.🤡
CTC can play Cliff Clavin.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:28 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:17 pm Barfly.

And there is a part for almost every UJRer in it.🤡
CTC can play Cliff Clavin.
What if Southpark were reimagined as a live action and CTC played Kenny...? How many times could he be resurrected?
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Ricrude wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:49 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:28 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:17 pm Barfly.

And there is a part for almost every UJRer in it.🤡
CTC can play Cliff Clavin.
What if Southpark were reimagined as a live action and CTC played Kenny...? How many times could he be resurrected?
That would depend on two things...

- How long the movie is.
- How many BBQ's they have for him to fall into.
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