All that chick needs to make her a perfect 10

[Who]

Are false eyelashes said no man ever

[Reservoir Dog]

Or 4" long fingernails.

[QillerDaemon]

I don't understand either of those. Spider leg fake eyelashes, why? Cuz you're trying to "express yourself?"

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...

[Geist]

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...

I'm more concerned about how well they can wash their hands afterwards.

[Geist]

But yeah I cringe every time I see a gal with umbrella lashes. Not attractive at all.

[Ricrude]

I don't understand either of those. Spider leg fake eyelashes, why? Cuz you're trying to "express yourself?"

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...

Or if she licks her fingers after a KFC binge...

[Reservoir Dog]

And seeing long nails like that on a woman's hand makes me wonder just how well she can honestly wipe her own ass...

Our Controller at work had the long fingernails and a few years ago at the Christmas party I asked her straight up how she wipes her ass.

She said she uses a big ball of toilet paper.

So I was like, "You mean like a ball of toilet paper the size of a grapefruit?"

And she said, "Yeah".

So I asked, "How do you get enough pressure on it to properly wipe your ass clean?"

She told me, "You have to pull your ass cheeks apart with your other hand."

Oops, accidentally edited RD's post...

[QillerDaemon]

She told me, "You have to pull your ass cheeks apart with your other hand."

Today is not a good day to be literate...