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turned 50, she looks so good I have to think all her photos are shopped. I remember some years ago she was on letterman I think ? Or some other late night and the host had a clear shot of her tit and I don't remember if the host said something or if she caught him looking and then she realized he could see her tit. so then she fixed the top of her outfit . I saw the pics on TMZ.
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nix on the tmz photos , I guess? Yesterday they had 50 photos of her today there's just a facial (insert joke or something else there) shot of long ago and now, but I still have a hard time believing she looks that good.
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"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
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I don't think old Arnold in the skate room would want to sink his teeth into those. She's too attractive and her tits aren't big enough for him. Probably his favorite was a big girl named elaine. Devil's rejects come to mind... she was one of his girls that wanted a real kiss, so he'd look down at the office to make sure his wife wasn't looking and then would kiss her on the lips and say "don't let my wife see us boy, she's an old dried up bitch!". The smile on his face when he turned around was always priceless, then came the icing on the cake "I'd love to sink my teeth into those beauties boy'. At the time she was probably 16 and he was 75. He had 3 or 4 girlfriends that wanted a real kiss. He was a trip and a hlaf. great fun to be around especially if you were tripping on acid.
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