Simone Byles has confirmed she got a boob job. A while back I saw photos of her and her boobs looked bigger and thought she must have got a tit job. I think she'd be pretty interesting "in the sack".
Side note there was a girl at the rock and roll bar named simone, but she wasn't a gymnast, she was a raging alcoholic and one night her artificial leg fell off and she fell down so that was pretty weird because i didn't know she had a fake leg, I just thought she walked funny because she was always pretty drunk. She wasn't half bad looking so one night in my drunken stupor I tried sweet talking her a little bit but she had seriously bad breath and I mean SERIOUSLY, so I quit sweet talking her and went back to guzzling beer and smoking my cigs. J-Bird passes the stick...
It's official
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Re: It's official
She probably had dick mouth...jsdspif wrote: ↑Thu Oct 16, 2025 2:38 pm Simone Byles has confirmed she got a boob job. A while back I saw photos of her and her boobs looked bigger and thought she must have got a tit job. I think she'd be pretty interesting "in the sack".
Side note there was a girl at the rock and roll bar named simone, but she wasn't a gymnast, she was a raging alcoholic and one night her artificial leg fell off and she fell down so that was pretty weird because i didn't know she had a fake leg, I just thought she walked funny because she was always pretty drunk. She wasn't half bad looking so one night in my drunken stupor I tried sweet talking her a little bit but she had seriously bad breath and I mean SERIOUSLY, so I quit sweet talking her and went back to guzzling beer and smoking my cigs. J-Bird passes the stick...
It is absolutely amazing that some people survive walking out of their homes...fo reelz!
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Re: It's official
actually I think she was a lesbian now that I have thought about her now. I just remembered her after seeing simone byles. Another good one at the bar, the bouncer was a black dude built like a gorilla and at one time he was a professional boxer. He was a tough sumbitch. Anyway one night other workers were teasing him, an asian chick that hung out there,who also drank alot ,passed out in the bathroom I guess as she was taking a shit so shit was all over the floor and they sent the bouncer in to clean it up. So people were "how'd it smell" "how did her ass look" and he said the worst part of the whole cleanup was "the bitch had been eating corn the night before!". So then the girl bartender , who was pretty "easy" stated "oh sometimes a person can get so drunk that they lose control of their bowels after they pass out" So i said "sounds like you're speaking from firsthand experience" WINNING!!!