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Greatest athlete in History

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IN HISTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS AN ATHLETE

MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Is that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
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megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Good to see your homo thoughts aren't masked. It's the crotch area you want us all to notice, right? :lol: Holy shit that guy has some thighs.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:11 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Is that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
Yes
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:12 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Good to see your homo thoughts aren't masked. It's the crotch area you want us all to notice, right?
You were the first to bring it up faggot.
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megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:11 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Is that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
Yes
I think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:21 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:11 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Is that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
Yes
I think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
Is it true that Secretariat played the older brother on Peaky Blinders?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:21 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:13 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:11 pm
megman wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:03 pm THIS IS AN ATHLETE

Is that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
Yes
I think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
If only someone had posted the video of him setting the record by dedlifting 1104 lbs/501Kg. If only.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:27 pm I dead lifted 501kg this morning before breakfast.
You do realize it doesn't count once you wake up.
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Won the triple crown by 31 lengths 1/4 qt mile.
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A T-Rex would kick Secretariat’s ass in a fight.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 1:47 am A T-Rex would kick Secretariat’s ass in a fight.
those smaller lizzard looking things they filmed in Jurassic Park were fast as shit, too. i bet they could have beat that kentucky derby time.
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Secretariat certainly wasn't no Beetlebaum.

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 10:37 pm [qauote=BigRedRetard post_id=103027 time=1588458449 user_id=48]
I dead lifted 501kg this morning before breakfast.
You do realize it doesn't count once you wake up.
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Getting up to see don't count either.
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A horse is not a fucking athlete.
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Jim thorpe
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 9:53 pm
After retirement went into acting like a lot of athletes. Probably best known for playing Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City.
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Nero wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 4:44 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat May 02, 2020 9:53 pm
After retirement went into acting like a lot of athletes. Probably best known for playing Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City.
Her granddaughter is also a congressman..
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Smok44 wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 8:36 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 3:48 am A horse is not a fucking athlete.
I agree with you HD but according to MW dictionary:

athlete noun

ath·​lete | \ ˈath-ˌlēt , nonstandard ˈa-thə-ˌlēt \
Definition of athlete
1: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
2: an animal (such as a horse or a dog) that competes in races or other sporting events or has qualities (such as stamina and agility) suggestive of a human athlete

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/athlete
Ok, fine. But I will guarantee that if you asked a thousand people to name their favorite athlete, not one would say Seabiscuit or some other horse.
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Smok44 wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:28 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 2:22 pm
Smok44 wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 8:36 am
HighNDry wrote: Sun May 03, 2020 3:48 am A horse is not a fucking athlete.
I agree with you HD but according to MW dictionary:

athlete noun

ath·​lete | \ ˈath-ˌlēt , nonstandard ˈa-thə-ˌlēt \
Definition of athlete
1: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
2: an animal (such as a horse or a dog) that competes in races or other sporting events or has qualities (such as stamina and agility) suggestive of a human athlete

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/athlete
Ok, fine. But I will guarantee that if you asked a thousand people to name their favorite athlete, not one would say Seabiscuit or some other horse.
I agree with you, to me an athlete is human
I am agreeant with these 2 fine upstanding individuals. As far as I'm concerned, when referring to an an athlete, I think most people assume you're talking about a human being, unless otherwise specified.
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if animals count, then you'd have to put King Kong in the mix.
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