Greatest athlete in History
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IN HISTORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS AN ATHLETE
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Good to see your homo thoughts aren't masked. It's the crotch area you want us all to notice, right?
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YesReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 10:11 pmIs that the guy who played "The Mountain" on Game of Thrones?
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You were the first to bring it up faggot.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 10:12 pmGood to see your homo thoughts aren't masked. It's the crotch area you want us all to notice, right?
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I think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
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Is it true that Secretariat played the older brother on Peaky Blinders?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 10:21 pmI think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
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If only someone had posted the video of him setting the record by dedlifting 1104 lbs/501Kg. If only.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 10:21 pmI think I heard this week he broke the dead lift World record in 2016 or something at over 1,000 pounds. Holy shit. But, can he run the 1 1/4 mile Kentucky Derby in under 2 minutes. I didn't think so.
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You do realize it doesn't count once you wake up.
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Secretariat certainly wasn't no Beetlebaum.
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You do realize it doesn't count once you wake up.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat May 02, 2020 10:37 pm [qauote=BigRedRetard post_id=103027 time=1588458449 user_id=48]
I dead lifted 501kg this morning before breakfast.
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A horse is not a fucking athlete.
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After retirement went into acting like a lot of athletes. Probably best known for playing Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City.
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Ok, fine. But I will guarantee that if you asked a thousand people to name their favorite athlete, not one would say Seabiscuit or some other horse.Smok44 wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 8:36 amI agree with you HD but according to MW dictionary:
athlete noun
ath·lete | \ ˈath-ˌlēt , nonstandard ˈa-thə-ˌlēt \
Definition of athlete
1: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
2: an animal (such as a horse or a dog) that competes in races or other sporting events or has qualities (such as stamina and agility) suggestive of a human athlete
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/athlete
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I am agreeant with these 2 fine upstanding individuals. As far as I'm concerned, when referring to an an athlete, I think most people assume you're talking about a human being, unless otherwise specified.Smok44 wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 2:28 pmI agree with you, to me an athlete is humanHighNDry wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 2:22 pmOk, fine. But I will guarantee that if you asked a thousand people to name their favorite athlete, not one would say Seabiscuit or some other horse.Smok44 wrote: ↑Sun May 03, 2020 8:36 amI agree with you HD but according to MW dictionary:
athlete noun
ath·lete | \ ˈath-ˌlēt , nonstandard ˈa-thə-ˌlēt \
Definition of athlete
1: a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina
2: an animal (such as a horse or a dog) that competes in races or other sporting events or has qualities (such as stamina and agility) suggestive of a human athlete
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/athlete
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if animals count, then you'd have to put King Kong in the mix.
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