I was thinking he was comparing the head God so I thought it was suppose or should be Zeus and Odin. But yeah.Stapes wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:42 pmWouldn't a better analogy be Odin vs Thor? I mean Zeus is Greek mythology and Thor is Norse. Oh never mind.......who am I to question the most intelligent poster.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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You walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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Hurt from what? I don't know you, but I know you're not the smartest here. By far, you're not. I don't need to ask you any questions. And concept of what? Do you know what that means?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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10DandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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No you forgot the chair.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am6DandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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Ninja edit, but I got you lol.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am10DandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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yes, i did, but i got it on the edit. you quick bastard.necronomous wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:11 amNo you forgot the chair.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am6DandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pm Dude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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Lol, I just refreshed after answered.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:12 amyes, i did, but i got it on the edit. you quick bastard.necronomous wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:11 amNo you forgot the chair.Flumper wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:10 am6DandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pm
I'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.
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There's the UJR spirit we've been missing. The answer is none. Please give me a "boson Physics" question to keep my interest. AmatureDandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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Flumper already answered it correctly, oh most intelligent poster.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:23 amThere's the UJR spirit we've been missing. The answer is none. Please give me a "boson Physics" question to keep my interest. AmatureDandyDon wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:05 amYou walk in a room and on the bed there are 2 dogs, 4 cats, one giraffe, 5 cows and a duck, with 3 chickens flying above a chair; how many legs are on the floor?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:02 amYour really have no concept do you? You act like you know me. You have no clue. Sorry for any hurt feelings. Fire your questions away,necronomous wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:52 pmI'm not going to pick on you, but you're not. I'm not going to say you're the dumbest but you are definitely not the most intelligent. Of course you're probably, and hopefully, trolling, but still... you're not.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Jul 10, 2020 11:00 pmDude, I'm the most intelligent poster this site has ever seen. Most just tend to ignore. It's like Zeus vs Thor. Out with the old/ new whatever.
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I’d argue the legs of the bed are the only ones on the floor and the duck and the chair are on the bed.
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That would leave six, unless your feet, and not your legs, are on the floor, which would leave four.
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4 legs of the bed, 4 legs of the chair, and 2 of yours when you walked into the room. Unless your feet arent part of your legs.
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An alternate reading of the sentence puts the chair on the bed.
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Only on UJR could this turn into a debate.
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No he isn’t.
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None, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
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Lol. I'm just jabbing. I'm done arguing here. Getting too tired.Wut wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:43 amNone, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
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Run away run away...Wut wrote: ↑Sat Jul 11, 2020 12:43 amNone, just felt a Monty Python argument starting.
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