Biden Gaffe Thread

[Stapes]

Teleprompter Biden is a 1000x better than Teleprompter Trump. That is excruciating.

[Animal]

i can't even imagine how hilarious a Biden State of the Union address would be 4 years from now.

[CHEEZY17]

i can't even imagine how hilarious a Biden State of the Union address would be 4 years from now.

This is how it would be and we've all been there:

Youre at a dinner or birthday party or some family function and the oldest person starts telling a story and it starts out fine but then they start getting lost and forgetting their train of thought, rambling on about something completely different, repeating the same details etc. Everyone there starts to get uncircumcized waiting for it to end but not wanting to say anything because it would be rude. Finally and mercifully, someone jumps in when there is a pause and cuts it off so the rest of the day can continue.
The debates are going to show an old man in decline. He will start off fine. Hell, he may even be pretty solid for about 10-15 minutes. After that though nature will take over. He will stumble, tire and his stamina and brain will let him down. And America will see it. Its actually going to be kind of sad.

[Biker]

Teleprompter Biden is a 1000x better than Teleprompter Trump. That is excruciating.

Maybe but a teleprompter while holding a press conference is a bit much, no?

[Wut]

FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid

It happens often that we have to clarify things for you republicans:

Panetta, in his book “Worthy Fights,” also says Biden wanted to take more time: “Biden argued that we still did not have enough confidence that bin Laden was in the compound, and he came out firmly in favor of waiting for more information.’” And Gates, in his book “Duty,” agreed that he and Biden were the “two primary skeptics, although everyone was asking tough questions. Biden’s primary concern was the political consequences of failure.”

[Wut]

Teleprompter Biden is a 1000x better than Teleprompter Trump. That is excruciating.

Maybe but a teleprompter while holding a press conference is a bit much, no?

Trump should try it, then maybe he won't sound like such a buffoon.

[Biker]

Teleprompter Biden is a 1000x better than Teleprompter Trump. That is excruciating.

Maybe but a teleprompter while holding a press conference is a bit much, no?

Trump should try it, then maybe he won't sound like such a buffoon.

Yeah, because I want a candidate to be scripted 100% of the time

[Wut]

FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid

Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy

Yeah, because his judgement shouldnt be an issue.

Preferring more certainty of a military target is bad judgment?

[Biker]

FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid

Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy

Yeah, because his judgement shouldnt be an issue.

Preferring more certainty of a military target is bad judgment?

So Obama made a mistake in approving the raid?

[Wut]

FLASHBACK: Biden Opposed Bin Laden Raid

Yeah, Joe wanted to buy him a puppy

Yeah, because his judgement shouldnt be an issue.

Preferring more certainty of a military target is bad judgment?

So Obama made a mistake in approving the raid?

Are things only black or white in your simple mind?

The option were go then or wait for more information. Obama chose go then, and it worked. Biden argued for waiting for more confirmation. Had they waited and gotten it, they would have then went and based on the success of the operation, they would probably have succeeded then. Neither approach was guaranteed but both are defensible positions.

I do think you're doing a great job for Trump by posting misleading information about Biden, keep up the good work.

[Biker]

I've been on the Biden Train from day one, dumbass

[Animal]

Are things only black or white in your simple mind?

The option were go then or wait for more information. Obama chose go then, and it worked. Biden argued for waiting for more confirmation. Had they waited and gotten it, they would have then went and based on the success of the operation, they would probably have succeeded then. Neither approach was guaranteed but both are defensible positions.

I do think you're doing a great job for Trump by posting misleading information about Biden, keep up the good work.

actually one is called a "hindsight" position and those are for the chickenshit. Same thing Biden is doing on the whole covid thing.

[AnalHamster]

Are things only black or white in your simple mind?

The option were go then or wait for more information. Obama chose go then, and it worked. Biden argued for waiting for more confirmation. Had they waited and gotten it, they would have then went and based on the success of the operation, they would probably have succeeded then. Neither approach was guaranteed but both are defensible positions.

I do think you're doing a great job for Trump by posting misleading information about Biden, keep up the good work.

actually one is called a "hindsight" position and those are for the chickenshit. Same thing Biden is doing on the whole covid thing.

A hindsight position would be declaring what the call should have been after the event.

The 'whole covid thing' isn't one either, Trump had the information, he just chose not to act on it and to lie to you instead.

[Deathproof]

i can't even imagine how hilarious a Biden State of the Union address would be 4 years from now.

You don't need to. It's never going to happen.

[Stapes]

Are things only black or white in your simple mind?

The option were go then or wait for more information. Obama chose go then, and it worked. Biden argued for waiting for more confirmation. Had they waited and gotten it, they would have then went and based on the success of the operation, they would probably have succeeded then. Neither approach was guaranteed but both are defensible positions.

I do think you're doing a great job for Trump by posting misleading information about Biden, keep up the good work.

actually one is called a "hindsight" position and those are for the chickenshit. Same thing Biden is doing on the whole covid thing.

Biden doesn't need hindsight. I think it's pretty universally agreed except by the cultist that the trump administration failed on every level to respond to a National Emergency. That's what to expect when you fill key government functions with unqualified, no experience donors and toadies. They were unable to marshal the full power of the federal government and organize a coherent plan to respond. Your response is "oh well what could they have done?" My response is they did the bare minimum way too late, continued to haphazardly do the bare minimum until the point where we are now, which is a total abdication of any response or responsibility. Couple that with a president who knowing better denies there is a problem, pushes false claims of the virus being a hoax or under control....pushes unproven and unsafe treatments, promises vaccines that aren't ready and can't even bring himself to set the example of two simple things we know that work....wearing a mask and social distancing.

There is just so much that Biden could hammer this criminal president on but sticking with Covid is a great plan because the American people are too stupid to handle too much information. 200,000 dead Americans are a great look on an incumbent president.


I can hear you and biker running down the halls to huff and puff your bullshit responses.....please save it.....heard it all ad nauseum. Just because you keep repeating the same nonsense doesn't mean the smarter people don't know the truth.

[Animal]

Biden doesn't need hindsight. I think it's pretty universally agreed except by the cultist that the trump administration failed on every level to respond to a National Emergency. That's what to expect when you fill key government functions with unqualified, no experience donors and toadies. They were unable to marshal the full power of the federal government and organize a coherent plan to respond. Your response is "oh well what could they have done?" My response is they did the bare minimum way too late, continued to haphazardly do the bare minimum until the point where we are now, which is a total abdication of any response or responsibility. Couple that with a president who knowing better denies there is a problem, pushes false claims of the virus being a hoax or under control....pushes unproven and unsafe treatments, promises vaccines that aren't ready and can't even bring himself to set the example of two simple things we know that work....wearing a mask and social distancing.

There is just so much that Biden could hammer this criminal president on but sticking with Covid is a great plan because the American people are too stupid to handle too much information. 200,000 dead Americans are a great look on an incumbent president.


I can hear you and biker running down the halls to huff and puff your bullshit responses.....please save it.....heard it all ad nauseum. Just because you keep repeating the same nonsense doesn't mean the smarter people don't know the truth.

The only thing Biden has is hindsight. If he had any foresight he wouldn't be a 50 year politician with no skins on the wall. He didn't know what to do about Covid from the start and so he hid out and waited and chose to play the hand of someone that suddenly now knows all of the answers later in the game. The thing is, even now, when he chooses to blame trump for everything, he still doesn't have any kind of a plan. The choice of options for a "plan" involve:

shut down
wear masks
test

we have done every one of those things. Now he can play the game of thinking he could rearrange them in a different order and hypothesize that he could get a different result. But we aren't stupid. All we have to do is look around the globe at all of the examples of countries that tried it this way and that way and did this or that or what the fuck ever. They all had problems. They all continue to have problems. India made it through the times when all of us were suffering and they had very few cases and now suddenly they are swamped with cases. Just look around at how different states right here in the US handled it. Some completely shut down for months and months. Some didn't. Which of the two ended up with better results? Democrats like to think they have all the answers without getting their hands dirty.

[Stapes]

Like I said. Same shit. different day.

[AnalHamster]

Trump didn't do those things, despite clear advice from basically the same people who'd have been advising Biden who's have done them. He resisted a shutdown, leaving it up to governors, he called for an uprising to force reopening in some places that did lockdown. He refused to wear a mask and refused to order everyone did, he made it past of the retard culture wars not to wear one. The testing plan his incompetent son in law was working on disappeared when they realised blue states were being hit, and when they did finally move on that the focus was all about number administered with a blind spot on actually processing them. A test that comes back two weeks later is basically worthless in preventing spread.

He got only one thing right, which was putting a lot of money into researching a vaccine, and even that he's fucking up by exerting political pressure to try and rush it out. You don't need hindsight to listen to and understand expert advice that is being received at the time.

[Wut]

Are things only black or white in your simple mind?

The option were go then or wait for more information. Obama chose go then, and it worked. Biden argued for waiting for more confirmation. Had they waited and gotten it, they would have then went and based on the success of the operation, they would probably have succeeded then. Neither approach was guaranteed but both are defensible positions.

I do think you're doing a great job for Trump by posting misleading information about Biden, keep up the good work.

actually one is called a "hindsight" position and those are for the chickenshit. Same thing Biden is doing on the whole covid thing.

It's not hindsight if it's a position taken during the decision making process.

[Animal]

Like I said. Same shit. different day.

the reason you prepare for it while you are typing is because even you realize how stupid it sounds as you type it. you remember the months of silence from biden last spring. If biden was even a fraction of the "visionary" that he wants to portray himself as he would have been on every news show announcing all of the things that we should have been doing.

His strategy now was clear. Lay low and then play the devil's advocate. When you are weak and spineless that's the safest route.

The chicken shit in the room is always the guy that says "if yall want to do it go ahead. I think we should wait". That way later if it works he can say "I told them to go ahead" and if it doesn't he can say "I told them to wait". Any one that has worked in a big company knows dozens of those turds.

[AnalHamster]

Like I said. Same shit. different day.

the reason you prepare for it while you are typing is because even you realize how stupid it sounds as you type it. you remember the months of silence from biden last spring. If biden was even a fraction of the "visionary" that he wants to portray himself as he would have been on every news show announcing all of the things that we should have been doing.

His strategy now was clear. Lay low and then play the devil's advocate. When you are weak and spineless that's the safest route.

The chicken shit in the room is always the guy that says "if yall want to do it go ahead. I think we should wait". That way later if it works he can say "I told them to go ahead" and if it doesn't he can say "I told them to wait". Any one that has worked in a big company knows dozens of those turds.

The fact that what he was saying didn't pierce your delusion bubble doesn't alter the things he said and when he said them. Try looking at something other than trump cheerleaders if you want to know what's going on in the real world.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions ... y-damning/

[CaptQuint]

[Animal]

[CaptQuint]

Be interesting to know if he still feels that way, March 14th America had 7 covid deaths, we are about to hit 200,000 dead americans.

[Animal]

Be interesting to know if he still feels that way, March 14th America had 7 covid deaths, we are about to hit 200,000 dead americans.

Well, he called it a crisis, so it sounds as if he was aware of what was going on.