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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
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theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
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theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:04 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am

Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does she with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
You know, since I got divorced I've gotten more ass than a bicycle seat.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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That's a big ass, maybe a quarter of the size of theclap.
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Blast wrote: ↑Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 22, 2021 1:32 pm Image
Loves me some calamari. 8-)
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles. :gayflag:
Fish?!?!

They are cephalopods. 8-)
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:00 pm Image
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?



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I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:08 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
Really? I would never have guessed a turtle.
I blame Biker.
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Welcome to the nightmare.
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rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am Image
If that bicycle could talk.








You would learn new curse words.
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Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:07 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am Image
If that bicycle could talk.








You would learn new curse words.
They'd all be muffled, but sure.
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i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
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anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
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pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Has to be Kevlar/carbon.
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pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
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pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
After looking at the Blue Bicycle website, I think it most closely resembles the Axino frame. That would make it carbon fiber.
Sheesh, the frame alone would set you back $1,650.
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Animal wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:37 pm i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
Be careful what you wish for. Right?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:51 pm
pork wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
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