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megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
#5826
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by megman » Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#5827
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by Blast » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
theclap
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 576 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:45 am
#5828
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by theclap » Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#5829
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by Blast » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
theclap
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 576 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:45 am
#5830
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by theclap » Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#5831
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by Blast » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
theclap
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 576 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:45 am
#5832
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by theclap » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:04 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#5833
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by Blast » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:09 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:04 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:01 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:53 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:27 am
theclap wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:30 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Your dick isn't supposed to look like that BTW.
Mine doesn't. Your wife will confirm that.
Bullshit. She gets eye strain if she squints.
That must mean she doesn't have to squint like she does she with you.
How's your wife doing? Oh.... My bad.
You know, since I got divorced I've gotten more ass than a bicycle seat.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
rule34
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1646 Joined: Tue Jan 19, 2021 7:08 pm
#5834
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by rule34 » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3902 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#5835
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by Blast » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:20 am
That's a big ass, maybe a quarter of the size of theclap.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
#5836
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by megman » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:29 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Tue Mar 23, 2021 2:02 am
megman wrote: ↑ Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:23 pm
Loves me some calamari.
Megman going for the wobbly dick shaped fish with tentacles.
Fish?!?!
They are cephalopods.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#5837
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by Reservoir Dog » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:00 pm
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12854 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#5838
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by Stapes » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
I blame Biker.
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#5839
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by Reservoir Dog » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:08 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12854 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#5840
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by Stapes » Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:12 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:08 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:05 pm
What in Satan's dominion does that nightmare belong too?
Inside a leatherback turtle's mouth.
Really? I would never have guessed a turtle.
I blame Biker.
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#5841
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by Reservoir Dog » Wed Mar 24, 2021 4:23 pm
Welcome to the nightmare.
Antknot
Not Nearly As Old As Who
Posts: 7570 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Location: South Carolina
#5842
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by Antknot » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:07 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
If that bicycle could talk.
You would learn new curse words.
Zerobeat
Forum God
Posts: 393 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:07 am
#5843
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by Zerobeat » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:35 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:07 pm
rule34 wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 2:17 am
If that bicycle could talk.
You would learn new curse words.
They'd all be muffled, but sure.
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29419 Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
#5844
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by Animal » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:37 pm
i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
pork
Grouchy old fart.
Posts: 4106 Joined: Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:48 pm
Location: frisco
#5845
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by pork » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
#5846
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by megman » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:49 pm
pork wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Has to be Kevlar/carbon.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14417 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
#5847
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by Reservoir Dog » Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:51 pm
pork wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
nerd_alert
Knows the name of every naked chick
Posts: 924 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:04 pm
#5848
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by nerd_alert » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:04 pm
pork wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
After looking at the Blue Bicycle website, I think it most closely resembles the Axino frame. That would make it carbon fiber.
Sheesh, the frame alone would set you back $1,650.
CentralTexasCrude
Pumpkin Muppet
Posts: 8564 Joined: Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:07 pm
Location: In the middle of frickin everywhere's bad thoughts.
#5849
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by CentralTexasCrude » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:22 pm
Animal wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:37 pm
i once made the comment that if i was re-incarnated i would want to be a lady's bicycle seat. Clearly I hadn't thought that through carefully enough.
Be careful what you wish for. Right?
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12854 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#5850
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by Stapes » Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:35 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:51 pm
pork wrote: ↑ Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:45 pm
anyone know what that bike is made out of? i keep sheering these keeper pins off on my trailer. pretty sure that would solve my issue
Vibranium
That answer deserved more LOL's.
I blame Biker.