Maybe he donated a few teeth to Who?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 3:38 amI can't decide if that's drunken slurring or if he's missing a few of his front teeth. Or both.
Fireworks for the 4th?
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That was a bad idea WTC
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?
Other than working Noob into the delivery, it's about what I expected.
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"You Gee Are"?... 
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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Reminds me of this guy


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Re: Fireworks for the 4th?
Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
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The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
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Butt of course!Big Chiefin' wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:08 pm The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
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It's even more impressive in person.Big Chiefin' wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 7:08 pm The only redeeming quality of this thread is the zoom on ER's ass.
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QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Jul 05, 2021 4:58 pm
Yeah, the other day I got invited to a party
But I stayed home instead
Just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Black and Red
And we drank alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I drink alone
I prefer to be by myself
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My wife asked me why I came home half drunk. I told her I ran out of money.
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I almost spit my drink at my monitor.
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