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the Bust of Nefratiti was done in 1345 BC. It is not only amazing at how good the work is, but that it survived this long.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nefertiti ... Berlin.stl
^ that's supposed to be a 3D model you can interact with.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nefertiti ... Berlin.stl
^ that's supposed to be a 3D model you can interact with.

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The odd part is, they believe a lot of artists could do this, but it wasn't always popular so they didnt.Animal wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:45 pm the Bust of Nefratiti was done in 1345 BC. It is not only amazing at how good the work is, but that it survived this long.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nefertiti ... Berlin.stl
^ that's supposed to be a 3D model you can interact with.
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disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 11:56 am And this is just a broad board statement - what if I told some of you that is possible to just not bitchily reply to CTC all the fucking time. Maybe it would even be cool if some of you developed an actual fucking personality rather than being "the dude that only burns CTC". He says something and the same bunch of you pile on, clinging to one fucking thing he said. Offering absolutely nothing to the board other than your fucking C- insults. Do better, because I've got buttons now and I've had my fucking fill of this meangirl bullshit.
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May I suggest reading Daniel Boorstin's "The Creators". History back to ancient time of many different fields- dramas, comedies, modern literature, ballet, operas, invention of the different musical instruments, orchestra, etc. Huge chapter on painting, sculptures, etc. Only read it once because not my real interests, but after this thread, I think I'm going to reread.


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Who knew smart ass bitch would be the person to put class back into this joint
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BC.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:59 pm Sheesh and 1354. I bet Who remembers when this took place. He was like, in his 20's right?
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I've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
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I think I understand what you're saying. But I think it was just popular styles. Like when they preferred women especially to be fat, or skinny, or they add extra size to muscles, or really large penises. So many different ideals.disco.moon wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:58 pmI think - what if because of who it is and the time frame and people it represented made other artists felt wrong replicating the style? Does that make sense?necronomous wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 10:15 pmThe odd part is, they believe a lot of artists could do this, but it wasn't always popular so they didnt.Animal wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 9:45 pm the Bust of Nefratiti was done in 1345 BC. It is not only amazing at how good the work is, but that it survived this long.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nefertiti ... Berlin.stl
^ that's supposed to be a 3D model you can interact with.
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if i had to make just a random guess, i would think that the reason would be something along the lines of why some natives don't want pictures taken of them, because they think it steals their soul or something like that. maybe people thought if a painting looked too much like the subject of the painting that was some kind of voodoo or something.
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It's cyclical.disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:37 amAh, I feel you. The larger ladies were Botticelli right? I'm gonna be busy looking into that big penis art era.necronomous wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:33 am I think I understand what you're saying. But I think it was just popular styles. Like when they preferred women especially to be fat, or skinny, or they add extra size to muscles, or really large penises. So many different ideals.
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It's cyclical. For a time it could be this, but the Renaissance fat ladies were about wealth. But for a time it was about fertility.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:37 am if i had to make just a random guess, i would think that the reason would be something along the lines of why some natives don't want pictures taken of them, because they think it steals their soul or something like that. maybe people thought if a painting looked too much like the subject of the painting that was some kind of voodoo or something.
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i'm just talking about why it was 1,000's of years of stick figures and cave painting style art and then suddenly artists started drawing things as they really were.necronomous wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:41 amIt's cyclical. For a time it could be this, but the Renaissance fat ladies were about wealth. But for a time it was about fertility.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:37 am if i had to make just a random guess, i would think that the reason would be something along the lines of why some natives don't want pictures taken of them, because they think it steals their soul or something like that. maybe people thought if a painting looked too much like the subject of the painting that was some kind of voodoo or something.
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Because art at first wasn't art, but information to be shared. Less pizazz more over there is a Animal that will kill you. Or these are hunting grounds.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:49 ami'm just talking about why it was 1,000's of years of stick figures and cave painting style art and then suddenly artists started drawing things as they really were.necronomous wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:41 amIt's cyclical. For a time it could be this, but the Renaissance fat ladies were about wealth. But for a time it was about fertility.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:37 am if i had to make just a random guess, i would think that the reason would be something along the lines of why some natives don't want pictures taken of them, because they think it steals their soul or something like that. maybe people thought if a painting looked too much like the subject of the painting that was some kind of voodoo or something.
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Check this out...disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:36 amAmazing. I didn't realize that is what the sculpture is.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:31 amI've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
https://twistedsifter.com/2018/04/museo ... les-italy/
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so, would that veil in the sculpture be depicting the Shroud of Turin (assuming that is really a thing)?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:09 amCheck this out...disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:36 amAmazing. I didn't realize that is what the sculpture is.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:31 amI've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
https://twistedsifter.com/2018/04/museo ... les-italy/
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Could be. Although I doubt the Shroud of Turin would be a thin, translucent veil.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:16 amso, would that veil in the sculpture be depicting the Shroud of Turin (assuming that is really a thing)?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:09 amCheck this out...disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:36 amAmazing. I didn't realize that is what the sculpture is.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:31 amI've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
https://twistedsifter.com/2018/04/museo ... les-italy/
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Yes, it is Christ after the crucifixion under his burial shroud.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:16 amso, would that veil in the sculpture be depicting the Shroud of Turin (assuming that is really a thing)?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:09 amCheck this out...disco.moon wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:36 amAmazing. I didn't realize that is what the sculpture is.nerd_alert wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:31 amI've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
https://twistedsifter.com/2018/04/museo ... les-italy/
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The fishing net on that one statue is fucking amazing!!!!!nerd_alert wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:31 amI've been to the museum where the Veiled Christ is located. It's full of amazing art.
https://www.museosansevero.it/en/
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i bet that dude could have carved an awesome wet t shirt.
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so wait. all of those sculptures are in one church?
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i almost think i could plan an whole vacation around just going back and forth to that church. i could study those things for hours.
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That's just the tip of the iceberg. Naples is loaded with museums, churches & palaces. The National Archeological Museum if filled with sculptures and mosaics recovered from Pompeii & Herculaneum.Animal wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 1:46 ami almost think i could plan an whole vacation around just going back and forth to that church. i could study those things for hours.