Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
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- hawkfan8812
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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He’s feeding me non-stop and being even more romantic and loving. Also getting a kick out of the fact that after almost a year living together and my never passing gas in front of him I’m suddenly completely incapable of holding in a toot. And I’m am rooting and what I’m assuming is a record breaking frequency. Kill me
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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I mean as iffy as it may get I think my son drowning and bringing him back will forever keep me sober. It’s also a lot easier to deal with depression when you realize you could have a dead child instead of just a dumb chemically imbalanced brain. I have my moments where the world can fuck the fuck off though.stonedmegman wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:51 pmHow's the sobriety?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:21 amI accidentally got knocked up so it's like not currently. I'm working a new job though. I am simply drifting through life currently unsure of what the fuck I'm doing.
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Technically at 10 weeks and some change it’s pretty small….
I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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Just don't name him Max. I mean..., just don't do that. A friend told me so.

If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
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“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
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I just now got that, man I am getting old.
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viewtopic.php?t=6126Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 25, 2022 9:05 pmHe’s feeding me non-stop and being even more romantic and loving. Also getting a kick out of the fact that after almost a year living together and my never passing gas in front of him I’m suddenly completely incapable of holding in a toot. And I’m am rooting and what I’m assuming is a record breaking frequency. Kill me![]()
du.du.du.dude looks like a lady
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How many is that now?
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I like the Japanese translation lol.
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Chris Rock just stood there like a bitch. Didn't even try to fight back.
I heard he's not even pressing charges. Fucking embarrassing.
I heard he's not even pressing charges. Fucking embarrassing.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Check out Joe Biden at the very end, looking like "Yeah, that's legit."
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I'm up early.
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That dude was slaying the stewardesses on layovers, fosho!
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:16 pm https://ftw.usatoday.com/2022/03/kayak- ... s-on-video
350 lb sturgeon from a kayak - video at link



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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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I've been pulled around pretty well by a 5 pound catfish in my kayak. He could have almost been water skiing.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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I'll pass doing that
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I don't even think I have ever heard of a sturgeon.


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https://www.oregonlive.com/food/2022/03 ... riday.html
The Sports Bra, Portland’s first women’s sports bar, opens Friday

The Sports Bra, Portland’s first women’s sports bar, opens Friday

I'm up early.
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I have only one thing to do and that's
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
Be the wave that I am and then
Sink back into the ocean
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In honor of the Cap’n and ‘is nasty habit:
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.