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Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 4:20 pm Damn, well nice to see you again, how's the guy in your life taking it?
He’s feeding me non-stop and being even more romantic and loving. Also getting a kick out of the fact that after almost a year living together and my never passing gas in front of him I’m suddenly completely incapable of holding in a toot. And I’m am rooting and what I’m assuming is a record breaking frequency. Kill me 😳
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stonedmegman wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 8:51 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:21 am
Antknot wrote: Wed Mar 23, 2022 1:25 pm Hi Evan! How is the trailer project going?
I accidentally got knocked up so it's like not currently. I'm working a new job though. I am simply drifting through life currently unsure of what the fuck I'm doing.
How's the sobriety?
I mean as iffy as it may get I think my son drowning and bringing him back will forever keep me sober. It’s also a lot easier to deal with depression when you realize you could have a dead child instead of just a dumb chemically imbalanced brain. I have my moments where the world can fuck the fuck off though.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:48 pm Dang. That’s big news.
Technically at 10 weeks and some change it’s pretty small….
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 5:05 pm Brent is a good name.
Just don't name him Max. I mean..., just don't do that. A friend told me so. :|
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Mar 25, 2022 4:39 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Mar 25, 2022 4:33 pm Try it with a goose and report back.
Dead people can't type. :lol:
I just now got that, man I am getting old.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 25, 2022 9:05 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 24, 2022 4:20 pm Damn, well nice to see you again, how's the guy in your life taking it?
He’s feeding me non-stop and being even more romantic and loving. Also getting a kick out of the fact that after almost a year living together and my never passing gas in front of him I’m suddenly completely incapable of holding in a toot. And I’m am rooting and what I’m assuming is a record breaking frequency. Kill me 😳
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How many is that now?
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I like the Japanese translation lol.
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Chris Rock just stood there like a bitch. Didn't even try to fight back.

I heard he's not even pressing charges. Fucking embarrassing.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: Tue Mar 29, 2022 11:37 am
Check out Joe Biden at the very end, looking like "Yeah, that's legit."
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I'm up early.
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That dude was slaying the stewardesses on layovers, fosho!
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https://ftw.usatoday.com/2022/03/kayak- ... s-on-video

350 lb sturgeon from a kayak - video at link
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Wed Mar 30, 2022 9:16 pm https://ftw.usatoday.com/2022/03/kayak- ... s-on-video

350 lb sturgeon from a kayak - video at link
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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I've been pulled around pretty well by a 5 pound catfish in my kayak. He could have almost been water skiing.
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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 31, 2022 10:48 pm I've been pulled around pretty well by a 5 pound catfish in my kayak. He could have almost been water skiing.
I had a Northern Pike tow my canoe around for a while once. Fuckin' strong fish.
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I'll pass doing that
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I don't even think I have ever heard of a sturgeon.

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https://www.oregonlive.com/food/2022/03 ... riday.html

The Sports Bra, Portland’s first women’s sports bar, opens Friday

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 26, 2022 12:41 pm How many is that now?
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In honor of the Cap’n and ‘is nasty habit:

A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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