Don't feel bad, I always thought the hens got their name from the stupid jokes they told.disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:33 pmOh.Biker wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:28 pmJust so you know, Cornish means the region of southwest England, not the adjective ‘corny’disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Jan 27, 2023 11:49 am I read this earlier on my Farmers Almanac Calendar
"He that will not be ruled by the rudder must be ruled by the rock" Cornish proverb
A quote I enjoy
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Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Patience is the necessary ingredient of genius.
Benjamin Desraeli- English politician.
No wonder I'm so stupid. I'm impatient AF.
Benjamin Desraeli- English politician.
No wonder I'm so stupid. I'm impatient AF.
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If you want to get laid, go to college.
If you want an education, go to the library.
Frank Zappa
If you want an education, go to the library.
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Shortened up, that could be CTC's new title!
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
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"If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"
• "We made too many wrong mistakes."
• "Pie a la mode, with ice cream."
• "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."
• "You tell the stupidest questions."
• "Never answer an anonymous letter."
• On the great Sandy Koufax: "I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."
• On lining up for a Spring Training drill: "Pair 'em up in threes."
• On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."
• The recording heard on the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center's phone: "This message won't be over 'til it's done."
• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
• On being honored in his hometown of St. Louis during his rookie season: "I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."
• "We made too many wrong mistakes."
• "Pie a la mode, with ice cream."
• "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."
• "You tell the stupidest questions."
• "Never answer an anonymous letter."
• On the great Sandy Koufax: "I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."
• On lining up for a Spring Training drill: "Pair 'em up in threes."
• On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."
• The recording heard on the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center's phone: "This message won't be over 'til it's done."
• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
• On being honored in his hometown of St. Louis during his rookie season: "I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."
I'm up early.
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Casey was one of a kind.Bluespruce1964 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 08, 2023 1:47 am "If people don't want to come to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?"
• "We made too many wrong mistakes."
• "Pie a la mode, with ice cream."
• "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."
• "You tell the stupidest questions."
• "Never answer an anonymous letter."
• On the great Sandy Koufax: "I can see how he won 25 games. What I don't understand is how he lost five."
• On lining up for a Spring Training drill: "Pair 'em up in threes."
• On the 1973 Mets: "We were overwhelming underdogs."
• The recording heard on the Yogi Berra Museum and Learning Center's phone: "This message won't be over 'til it's done."
• "In baseball, you don't know nothing."
• On being honored in his hometown of St. Louis during his rookie season: "I want to thank everybody for making this day necessary."
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
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100% true. In the last 10 years I've healed a ton
If You Don't Heal What Hurt You, You'll Bleed on People Who Didn't Cut You. -Unknown -
If You Don't Heal What Hurt You, You'll Bleed on People Who Didn't Cut You. -Unknown -
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love it.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 2:54 pm "Do not walk in front of me, I will not follow. Do not walk behind me, I will not lead. Do not walk beside me. Just leave me alone."
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You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.
"We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that's coming quickly" (Mel Brooks)
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some people are so poor, they only have money
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Only you can make you happy
My dad
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"No matter where you go...there you are."
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"fuck the seahawks!" this is also interchangeable with the cowboys.
Sincerely,
the 9er nation
Sincerely,
the 9er nation
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our usual wager this year?
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“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”
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Of course, looking forward to your QB1 decisions.
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my guess is that it will be trey lance. i have had similar surgeries to purdey and the last one was almost 3 years ago and i am just now able to use it without a lot of pain. it was a complete tommy john surgery which may be a little more complex...i don't know. it may be easier at 25 instead of 50.