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Re: Bumble
No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:42 pm https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Bumble
She stuck a dildo in her piss hole.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:46 pmI'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.BigRedRetard wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:42 pm https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html
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Re: Bumble
New title: Masturbates with a clown shoe.
wut?
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Re: Bumble
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Bumble
I thought it was blue waffle.
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Re: Bumble
OMG, DUDE !!!! WTF !!!!
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Re: Bumble
You don't have trailer trash out there do you?Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pmWhich one gets you the trailer trash?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pmI had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
I'd join that one.
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Re: Bumble
Some ghetto trash, it's not the same.Blast wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:12 amYou don't have trailer trash out there do you?Wut wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pmWhich one gets you the trailer trash?Blast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pmI had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
I'd join that one.
wut?
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Re: Bumble
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Bumble
If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
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Re: Bumble
OK, you've all suffered enough.
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Re: Bumble
Don't knock Tux. You'll upset QD.
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Re: Bumble
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pmI thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.
I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
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Re: Bumble
Hallmark should use that for one of their Valentine's day cardsDeathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 amI don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.JCW wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pmI thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.
I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I blame Biker.
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Re: Bumble
Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
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... just makes catching the wonky one a bit more challengingJCW wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:46 amGee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?Deathproof wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Bumble
That sounds pretty deepEvvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?
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When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.
Good luck?