Bumble

[Reservoir Dog]

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

The female version of blueballs.

Bluetwat.

Waffle?

Blue Twatwaffle?

[JCW]

^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!

[JCW]

https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html

I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.

[Geist]

https://www.azfamily.com/news/mesa-woma ... 97c2d.html

I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.

She stuck a dildo in her piss hole.

[Wut]

^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!

New title: Masturbates with a clown shoe.

[Wut]

Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

[JCW]

Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.

[Reservoir Dog]

Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.

Tennessee Tuxedo is a penguin. Just sayin'.

[Wut]

Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.

It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.

As is Tennessee Tuxedo.

[HighNDry]

^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.

Is it C cells?

USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.

Bluetooth?

The female version of blueballs.

Bluetwat.

I thought it was blue waffle.

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[Reservoir Dog]

OMG, DUDE !!!! WTF !!!!

[Blast]

Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.

I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.

Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.

You don't have trailer trash out there do you?

[Wut]

Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.

I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.

Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.

You don't have trailer trash out there do you?

Some ghetto trash, it's not the same.

[megman]

[Blast]

Is that a Canadian dating service?

[Wut]

If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.

[HighNDry]

If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.

OK, you've all suffered enough.

[megman]

Don't knock Tux. You'll upset QD.

[Wut]

If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.

OK, you've all suffered enough.

Ty, much appreciated.

[Deathproof]

I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.

I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?

I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.

I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

[Stapes]

I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.

I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?

I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.

I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

Hallmark should use that for one of their Valentine's day cards

[JCW]

I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?

Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?

[Blast]

I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.

Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?

Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?

... just makes catching the wonky one a bit more challenging

[Thewalruss]

I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?

That sounds pretty deep

[Geist]

I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?

When 50% of people have herpes you don't have to bring it up.